Annette Brown/The CWSpoiler alert! Our roundup of the night's most memorable TV moments will brief you on the biggest and best happenings from Thursday's shows—some of which you might not have seen yet.
So, look away now if you don't want to know! Otherwise, get ready to geek out along with us.
Glee: With the support of Santana (Naya Rivera), Rachel (Lea Michele) finally goes to the doctor and finds out that it was just a false alarm and she's not pregnant! (Cue fans across the nation cheering with joy!) And that wasn't the only reveal: It turns out Brody (Dean Geyer) is in fact a male escort as he needs the money for his tuition. But we'll get back to that in a minute.
Elsewhere, Finn (Cory Monteith) and Schuester (Matthew Morrison) were feuding after Finn "broke the code of a brother" by kissing Emma (Jayma Mays), which was resolved in the best way possible: A boy band-off! Schue took *NSYNC's "Bye, Bye, Bye," while Finn covered Backstreet Boys' "I Want It That Way." 'Twas awesome. Oh, and Finn finally has a dream: Get a teaching degree! But first, he had to make a stop in NYC to confront Brody. "You disappear from her life forever," Finn warns Brody, who says he loves Rachel. After a pretty nasty fight, Finn says, "Stay away from my future wife!" Five points, Team Finchel!
The Vampire Diaries: Sorry Klaroline fans hoping for a hot hookup between Klaus (Joseph Morgan) and Caroline (Candice Accola), but another lady monster got to the Original hybrid first: Hayley (Phoebe Tonkin)! Yes, the pretty duo, who are both heading over to the CW hit's spinoff The Originals, did the deed and afterwards, Klaus couldn't help but notice the mark on her back that has ties to a lineage of werewolves from Louisiana. (New Orleans, here we come!) Caroline, meanwhile, was too busy almost getting killed by Elena (Nina Dobrev), the humanity-free edition.
Parks and Recreation: Two biggies went down in Pawnee: Chris (Rob Lowe) agreed to be Anne's (Rashida Jones) sperm donor, which means viewers will (hopefully) be treated to literally the most adorably baby ever, and Tom (Aziz Ansari) slept with BFF Jean-Ralphio's (Ben Schwartz) sister Mona Lisa (Jenny Slate)!
The Office: Fans were treated to a taste of the proposed spinoff that wasn't picked up by NBC. Called The Farm, the new series would have centered on Dwight (Rainn Wilson) and his eccentric fam running a bed and breakfast inn. While we love Dwight, we're kind of glad NBC chose not to go forward with The Farm. What did you think of The Farm?
Line of the Night: "Bitch just stole my pillow." Kurt (Chris Colfer) about Santana on Glee.
Beauty and the Beast: Whoa, Catherine (Kristin Kreuk) and Vincent (Jay Ryan) hooked up. Like, really hooked up. While we didn't expect it to happen that fast, we are glad the writers are taking a page out of the Nikita handbook by putting its two leads together sooner rather than later. "If we're together, we can overcome anything," Catherine tells Vincent. And with that line an entire fandom explodes!
Dream Hook-up of the Night: Holy chemistry between Stefan (Paul Wesley) and Caroline, Batman! Seriously, how cute were Elena's ex-BF and BFF dancing at the house party on The Vampire Diaries?! We would not be opposed to these two dating. At all.