A Pizza Place in Canada Is About to Unleash This 6-Layer Pizza Cake Upon the World

Canada's Boston Pizza is letting fans vote on this monstrosity

Happy birthday! We got you cholesterol!

Canada's Boston Pizza (why Boston? Do they even have particularly distinguished pizza? Whatever) is holding a "Pizza Game Changers" challenge and asking pizza fans to vote on a new pizza fantasy that they will then turn into a pizza reality.

This is the same chain that has created such delicious monstrosities as the chipotle chick and bacon pizza taco and the "Pizzaburger" slider. This six-layer pizza cake is currently in the lead:

"Most pizza joints make a pizza pie, but BP is creating a Pizza Cake. Great for birthdays, bar mitzvahs, weddings, and lonely nights watching infomercials."

Everything you knew about cake is about to change.

SORRY, RED VELVET.