Cathy Gibson, PacificCoastNewsListen, Lena Dunham. We've about had it with your chronic fashion flip-flopping!
One day you're forcing us to call you the worst-dressed of the set (aka the 2014 Emmys), and the next we want to call you the most fashionable New York starlet (aka right now).
So what's it gonna be? Because you're making us look like the boy who cried hot mess over here!
Once again, we're going to take this opportunity to let you know how incredible you look in a simple style with the hope that it finally sinks in.
Not only is that Marni dress in black a great color in contrast to your fair skin, but it makes that chic platinum bob pop like whoa. Next is shape, and a defined middle should be your #1 pick every time. A belt can work wonders for the figure, as you've proven here with this awesome mixed metallic choice. We have major accessory envy!
And finally, there's an overall sophistication here that matches your killer career. You look ready to write, star in, direct and or/sell any show or movie your heart desires...then collect the awards that follow!
So please stick to fashion that makes you look this fabulous. We would be happy to embroider these tips on a pillow if that helps!
Tune-in this Friday, September 19th for an all-day Fashion Police marathon from 7am-7pm ET/PT, followed by the 90-minute Fashion Police: Celebrating Joan special at 9/7c on E!