ABC"There she is...Miss America..."
That's pretty much all we really know about the Miss America theme song (unless you know the next few words, overachiever), but now we can finally hear the popular song in its entirety—thanks to Jimmy Kimmel.
The late-night talk show tells the audience, "One of the things I've always liked about the Miss America pageant is the song they sing when she gets crowned...you know the song. We only get to hear a snippet of that because it's the end of the show and they run out of time, but this year, fortunately, for the first time in Miss America history, they recorded the song in its entirety, and tonight we are hashtag-blessed to be able to share it with you, exclusively, for the very first time."
But it's not exactly what you would expect.
The clip starts out with Miss New York Kira Kazantsev receiving her sparkly crown and making her strut as the new Miss America, doing the pageant wave to the crowd as a man appears on stage to sing the song we've been talking about. But just when he gets to the part that nobody has really ever heard, things take a turn.
All of a sudden, he's serenading Kazantsev at her home while she makes a Hot Pocket, gets ready for bed, brushes her teeth and even after she pepper sprays him outside her house. She just can't escape the song!
And it's hilarious. Watch below!