This Girl Paid $20,000 to Get a Third Boob So She'd Become "Unattractive to Men" (and Maybe Get a Reality Show)

"I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men," Jasmine Tridevil told Real Radio 104.1 in a recent interview. "I don't wanna date anymore."

There's really no other way to put this so we're just going to dive in: Meet Jasmine Tridevil. She has three boobs.

Tridevil (no that's not her real name, but that's what she wants to go by) is a 21-year-old licensed massage therapist and die-hard Criss Angel fan from Florida who decided to undergo a shocking and controversial $20,000 surgery "a few months ago" to add a third boob to her chest.

Of course, the first question that may come to mind is why?! "I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men," Tridevil told Real Radio 104.1 in a recent interview. "I don't wanna date anymore." (Well, there are plenty of other things that could have been done to achieve that, but to each his own.)

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? Jasmine Tridevil (@JasmineTridevil) September 15, 2014

The next question you might wonder—who would actually perform this surgery?! "They did have an issue with it and it was really hard finding somebody who would do it. Because they're breaking the code of ethics to do it," she explained. "That's why he made me sign a nondisclosure agreement because he's afraid he could get in trouble. But I called like 50 or 60 doctors, nobody wanted to do it."

Tridevil also stated that she's hoping to bank a reality show from this, and has already put the wheels in motion to make something happen.

"I was making really good money [being a licensed massage therapist] but now I'm trying to star in a reality show instead. I don't like that job," she shared, and later added, "My whole dream is to get this show on MTV. I hired a camera crew individually, so I'm the producer of this show right now."

She started by filming her parents' reactions to her eyebrow-raising procedure. "It's been crazy. I told my mom on camera, so that's gonna be on my show, too. My mom ran out the door. She won't talk to me. She won't let my sister talk to me. My dad, I told my dad on camera, too. He really isn't happy. He's kind of ashamed of me, but he accepted it," she said.

E! News has reached out to MTV for comment.

"I saved up for two years and I didn't spend any of that money and I'm dumping every penny I have into this. If this doesn't work, I'm through," Tridevil exclaimed.

Don't lose hope, Jasmine. If there's ever another Total Recall reboot, you'll have a movie role! Probably.