Linda is gonna be so jelly.
You – yes you! – get to rate all of the new fall shows! We know! It's the best it's-almost-October gift we could have gotten you, and tonight you get to add two more shows to the poll party.
ABC rolled out two more new comedies tonight. One of them was one of our favorite pilots of the season, and the other was one of our least favorites. We won't tell you which was the better one, but yes we will, it was Selfie. We can't ask people "how are you?" in a normal voice ever again and every makeover we ever have will be accompanied by an a capella rendition of "Bad Romance" and we're not even sorry about it. Our lives have been changed for the better, and we hope yours have too.
On the other hand, maybe you were way more into the show about a stereotypical girl who likes purses and is bad at technology as she goes on dates with an unforgiving jerkface. Maybe we can't be friends anymore. Maybe we were never friends in the first place.
Maybe you should just vote in our polls before this situation gets too out of hand.
So hurry up! Get to voting! The future of television depends on it!