The Texts From Your Ex Instagram Is Not An Account You Want to End Up On

If your ex-lover sends you a creepy, stupid or pathetic message, send it to this Instagram annount

By Jenna Mullins Oct 01, 2014 10:19 PMTags

Dear ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, ex-wives, ex-husbands, ex-lovers, etc., etc., etc.: if you send your former flame creepy, insulting, pathetic and/or mean text messages, you could and should be shamed and nearly 100,000 people might see it. We will smell the desperation through our smart phone.

The Instagram account Texts From Your Ex is the latest must-follow, and it's beautiful in its simplicity. It's just screengrabs of "real texts from real exes," and that's it. Brilliant. And addicting.

And if you don't have an ex or you have an ex that you never got to really tell off, you can live vicariously through gems such as these (warning: vulgar and sad, sad language ahead):

The hardest part of breaking up is getting back your vibrating toothbrush.

Remember kids: cuddling is crossing the line.

The equivalent to: "I want my pink shirt back!"

Her nickname is Sarah Sugarcoat.

Chase what matters?

Let it go, let it gooo (and now the song is stuck in your head for the rest of the day!)

Well, this is just a normal thing that everyone has been through.

This guy is the master of accepting rejection cordially. Just kidding, he's clearly a douche.

Got a weird text from your ex you have to share? You can email them at textsfromyourex@gmail.com or send it through Instagram Direct. Enjoy! And maybe it'll help your previous paramour moooove on.