Dane Cook didn't have any trouble telling the truth when the 42-year-old stand-up comic was put on the spot during a recent appearance on Watch What Happens Live.
The Good Luck Chuck star stopped by the Clubhouse on Thursday to promote his special Troublemaker, which airs tonight at 10 p.m. on Showtime, where he also played a special game of Plead the Fifth.
Host Andy Cohen informed the actor that "we're gonna put a spin" on the popular game, noting that if Cook refused to answer the question, fellow guest, CNN's Candy Crowley, would squirt cheese wiz in his mouth.
And clearly, Cook was avoiding that cheesy can at all costs.
"Who is the most overrated comic of all time?" Cohen asked Cook, playing nice with the comic on his first question.
"Gallagher," the funnyman replied, adding that his gigs were "a waste of food."
Cook was then asked to name his worst on-screen kiss and after a short pause, he obliged.
"Umm…Kate Hudson," he admitted. "Did a movie with her—My Best Friend's Girl—and I think she purposely ate a feast of onions right before the scene. I had to burn her on that one."
Of course, the inquires only become more revealing as Cohen's next question pertained to Jessica Simpson, with whom Cook co-starred in the 2006 flick Employee of the Month.
"What was the dumbest thing she said on set?" the WWHL host asked.
Laughing, Cook confessed, "She said one day, 'Are we making a movie?!'"
The Dan in Real Life star then told Cohen, "You're not going to get me, man. Come on, I'm not getting that cheese squirted in my face," which caused the Bravo producer to inquire, "How many groupies have you slept with on the road, you do a lot of college tours?"
"In my younger days, I would say a few hundred," he shamelessly revealed.
At least he's honest?
Be sure to tune in to Untold With Maria Menounos on Oct. 30 when Dane Cook appears!