TMI Alert?! Martha Stewart Reveals How She Goes to the Bathroom in Hilarious Interview with Meredith Vieira

Queen of Etiquette proves she’s always prepared to visit the ladies room

By Mike Vulpo Jan 28, 2015 2:47 AMTags

Forget about asking Martha Stewart for recipes or decorating ideas.

Instead, perhaps you should seek out the lifestyle expert for advice on your next bathroom visit.

On Wednesday's all-new Meredith Vieira Show, Stewart finds herself visiting the ladies' room with the talk-show host. What comes next is a hilarious interview with some much-needed restroom guidance.

"Do you wipe off the commode before you use it," Meredith Vieira asks with a straight face in a sneak peek.

"If I have to, I just use what I have in my bag," Stewart replies as she pulls out a handful of useful products. "Of course, I come prepared. Martha Stewart Cleaner, it's the best bathroom cleaner…Here are a couple of rags, which I always carry in my bag." 

Meredith Vieira

That Martha just thinks of everything.

And while the famous cook wasn't willing to tell all—Will we ever know if she sits or squats on the toilet seat?—the 73-year-old sure appeared to have anything you needed for a long stay in the stall.

Whether Vieira asked about intriguing books, helpful pet products or a delicious recipe, Stewart had something handy.

"Let's see, well this is a simple recipe, it's something call a Mille Crepe, a thousand crepe cake," Stewart said before handing over a giant piece. "Here enjoy it, it's delicious. When you taste it, it is so delicious."

And when Vieira asks for a "square to spare," the former Today show host ends up 100 percent satisfied. "I always carry a lot of these in my purse," Stewart says. Only you, Martha. Only you.