Super Bowl Trash Talk Text Messages to Send to Your ''Friends''

[Insert poop emojis here]

By Julia Hays Jan 30, 2015 9:40 PMTags
Tom Brady, Russell Wilson, Super Bowl 2015, PoopJeff Gross/Joe Robbins/Getty Images

Quick reminder that when competition is involved—be it Super Bowl or Puppy Bowl—insults, putdowns, mean memes, sobering allegations of inadequacy, and just straight up poop emojis are totally OK things to send to your "friends."

This is what they get for having a stupid opinion and rooting for dumb teams filled with lousy players. A little teasing is fun!!! (Right?)

So to celebrate the embarrassment franchise that is the Seattle Seahawks and the dirty, rotten scoundrels that are the New England Patriots, we encourage you to really let loose on the people around you. Nothing's off the table!

If your boyfriend's seven-layer dip is like seven-layers of s--t, tell him. If your wife's jersey still has the tag on it because she's a bandwagon fan, don't let her live it down.

Sports give us a channel to recognize impressive displays of athleticism and strength, and they also give us another avenue to be divided over something trivial... just for funsies.

This weekend, charge up those phones, and remind your friends why they won't be rejoicing on Monday morning!

Send your pal a little greeting, just to let them know you care:

 

Get creative with your use of emojis:

Remember that nothing is off-limits:

You can go for menancing or subtle:

Hit them where it hurts (no, not the nachos!):

All aboard the meme train:

Bring out your best stand-up routine:

Maybe just briefly touch base later in the day... let them know you're still thinking about them:

Bring something they love into it (i.e. special candy), and then tear them down:

Go after their home turf:

When words fail you:

RSVP to their Super Bowl party, with style:

Remind them how the night's going to end: