TumblrThis damn dress.
Centuries from now, The Doctor will show up in his Tardis and everyone will be wearing this gold and white (but it's really black and blue...we don't know and we've stopped caring) dress. And then someone will stop the Doctor on the street and tell him he'll be murdered for not wearing the dress because since 2015, it's been world law that you must wear this dress. And then the Doctor will say something cheeky and free the Earth from this black and blue dress nightmare.
That's how serious the Internet has taken this enigma wrapped in a mystery topped with absolute insanity. It's torn everyone apart because half of the world thinks the dress looks black and blue and half of the people swear on their firstborn child it's gold and white.
Basically this:
But this dress also brought us together. Because for one glorious day, the Internet united to mock this stupid debate and also to complain about how a piece of fabric managed to capture the World Wide Web when obviously there were more important things to talk about.
No, not Net Neutrality. We're talking about the llamas on the run!
So really, the dress that almost ripped the Internet apart really made us closer:
Lego's sweet take on the optical illusion dress nonsense #opticalillusion #blueandblack #whatcoloristhisdress pic.twitter.com/O5JSbmt62t
? louiseclifford (@louiseeclifford) February 27, 2015*opens twitter*
#TheDress pic.twitter.com/vn4uxDAECp
? Common Desi Dude (@CommonDesiDude) February 27, 2015The Lion King started it ... ?? #whatcoloristhisdress pic.twitter.com/2qStgIUWLZ
? ashley huerta (@ashhzilla) February 27, 2015For as long as this dress is still ugly, I don't care what color it is (but for the record... it's blue)
? Elizabeth Freda (@e_freda) February 27, 2015Oh no! #whiteandgold pic.twitter.com/1GjDKe8n1o
? Tim Tagaris (@ttagaris) February 27, 2015My teacher spent 30 minutes explaining #TheDress and that's 30 minutes I'll never get back
? erin (@dtfMcCall) February 27, 2015#TheDress got everybody like pic.twitter.com/5fszr4sD9u
? ? Dory ? (@iKissStyles) February 27, 2015when your family is arguing about #TheDress pic.twitter.com/0y4gJ5AHwP
? ????? (@artisticnixll) February 27, 2015Fine #thedress on #thellama RT @lturrentine: @Jamesco Make it rain, James. You have the aforementioned skillz. pic.twitter.com/H8oJpJ04bf
? James Martin (@Jamesco) February 27, 2015Elsa has something to tell you about #TheDress pic.twitter.com/BGRzrtBXGT
? The Irish News (@irish_news) February 27, 2015Me because everyone won't shut up about #thedress at school. pic.twitter.com/yTo4ufrhq0
? Ariana Grande (@itzaribruh) February 27, 2015First day at a new job, wearing #TheDress to maintain status at the workplace.
? gregbarris (@gregbarris) February 27, 2015This is the best thing I've seen about #TheDress ?????? pic.twitter.com/pkR2WYreB2
? Josie (@FashionMumblr) February 27, 2015This is why I prefer only black. #TheDress pic.twitter.com/8VRcEgub30
? GameOfThrones Reacts (@GameThroneReact) February 27, 2015This was inevitable. #TheDress pic.twitter.com/pqgG22WmUT
? Yusuf Piliç (@yusufpilic) February 27, 2015The internet today summed up in one photo: pic.twitter.com/8HdrmSW5bZ
? Garrett Quinn (@GarrettQuinn) February 27, 2015My teacher wrote this ?? "Anyone who mentions #TheDress will be asked to leave class and earn a 0 for the day" pic.twitter.com/PQ27a1u8mY
? emily (@itsemilyangel) February 27, 2015If someone mentions #TheDress today pic.twitter.com/F1T7Ppi6xM
? GameOfThrones Reacts (@GameThroneReact) February 27, 2015One day we will all tbt with our grandkids about how the worlds ugliest dress somehow became the worlds most famous dress #TheDress
? Caleb Ray Montgomery (@calebAC) February 27, 2015raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimized by #TheDress pic.twitter.com/EnWU8fzjhe
? Kardashian Reactions (@KardashianReact) February 27, 2015I just can't. 2015 so far... #LeftShark #TheDress pic.twitter.com/lIsQOtzI1Y
? Amberlea Cogan (@ambocogan) February 27, 2015Petition to burn #TheDress
? Kirsten Sowers (@kirstensowers) February 27, 2015And I will strike down upon them with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to tell me #TheDress color pic.twitter.com/zZ7pOt3ZKG
? Minstra (@ViceRoyMinstra) February 27, 2015When someone copy and pastes a highly scientific reasoning behind #TheDress pic.twitter.com/5v6R6L2zki
? Karim (@KarDizzle) February 27, 2015Enough of #TheDress ..how about this one? pic.twitter.com/jzhBejAtIJ
? Joel Merry (@Joelmusic) February 27, 2015Remember: We're all in this ridiculous debate together. But seriously, let's burn the Internet down and start over because this is utter nonsense.