Tommy Garcia/Bravo/NBCU Photo BankThe world waits with bated breath for the premiere of The Real Housewives of New Jersey season seven for one reason—and with love to the other ladies, one reason only: To watch Teresa Giudice reascend her throne.
Returning to the Bravo franchise after a year behind bars is not without its pressures for our favorite jailbird, however. Chief among them? The perfect tagline. Choosing a tagline isn't easy for any Housewife in any ol' season, but crafting just the right catchphrase to announce your return to the show you ruled pre-prison? That's damn near Herculean. While we wait for Bravo to unveil the season's new opening credits, chock full of all the tagline goodness we've come to expect, we here at E! News thought we'd help a sister out and suggest a few. You know, just in case she hasn't found the right turn of phrase just yet. We do this because we care, people.
Teresa, if you're out there still on your quest for tagline perfection, we've got you covered. You're welcome.
"Freedom is the new black."
"Free wife, new lease on life!"
"Prison is temporary, but family is forever."
"I may have done time, but now it's my time to shine!"
"If I've learned one thing, it's there's no place like home."
"You can put me behind bars, but I'm always paying attention."
"I did the time, now back up my throne I climb."
"Even behind bars, I'm still the talk of Jersey."
"Lock me up and I'll come back even stronger."
Got a tagline of your own to suggest? Share it with us in the comments below!
The Real Housewives of New Jersey returns for season seven on Sunday, July 10 at 8 p.m. on Bravo.
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