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Kate Major, the former Star reporter that was involved with Jon Gosselin, is attempting to sue him. 

Back in June, Jon and Kate allegedly reached an "agreement" that she would work for him as his personal assistant.  Kate claims Jon told her that she would earn a percentage from his accounts.  Reportedly she quit her job under the assumption that she would be able to take this job. 

I don't know what kind of duties a personal assistant for Jon Gosselin would have to perform, but I assume it would involve several trips to the Ed Hardy store.  This alleged "contract" was written on a cocktail napkin after some sort of weekend they spent together. 

I actually sort of feel sorry for Jon Gosselin.  I promised to hire Chuy on a Del Taco wrapper at 3 a.m. after a magical weekend together at Sea World, and I haven't been able to get rid of him since.

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The new Twilight movie, New Moon, has people in a frenzy.  The movie became the biggest advance seller in history for Fandango.  Movie theaters had to add it to extra screens in order to accommodate people who can't wait to see the film.  In Los Angeles, over 500 people camped out for the premiere so that they could get a glimpse of the brooding actors. 

First of all, I don't camp unless it's in a hotel.  Second, do these people realize that movies play in theaters for a while?  The last time I saw hundreds of people waiting in line to watch people suck was for the Spice Girls reunion.

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Lisa Kudrow spoke to US Magazine about the rumors of a Friends reunion.  She said that the reunion is not currently in the works, contrary to reports that say otherwise.  She explained that the show's creators don't think it's a great idea, but on top of that, "everyone is busy!" 

No, they aren't.  A couple of them are, but I'm pretty certain that Matt LeBlanc and David Schwimmer would be able to pencil it in between haircuts and watching their own True Hollywood Story.

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Kate Gosselin tackled an important issue on a recent episode on Jon & Kate Plus Eight: her hair.  With all that is going on in her life, I'm glad she took the time to address this.

I'm not glad that she said she is happy with her choice of hairstyle, but I can't expect us to be on the same page about everything.  Kate told the cameras that a lot of women come to her book signings sporting her famous hairdo, and that those women are "very happy" when she notices. 

I'm sure they are.  If you walked around looking like a lesbian fireman, you'd want someone to notice too.

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Apparently Carrie Prejean is a really big fan of herself.  She has been telling anyone that will listen that her non-sex sex tape was the "biggest mistake" of her life. 

Now RadarOnline has reported that there are 7 more tapes where that came from, along with 30 or so nude pictures.  I can't imagine taping myself alone once, let alone several times.  She has insisted that the discovered tape was made for a boyfriend and that she trusted him.  I assume the other 7 were also made for him. 

I have to say, as annoying as she is, she sounds like she's a pretty good girlfriend.  The only thing I've ever made for someone I was sleeping with was a phone call for a cab to come and pick them up after I climaxed.

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Lindsay Lohan reportedly walked out on yet another bar bill last week.  She was at Crown Bar in Hollywood and ordered a bottle of champagne.  When the waitress brought her the check, she allegedly didn't have enough money and told the waitress to put it on Kellan Lutz's tab. 

I googled Kellan Lutz and discovered he is in the Twilight movies, so at least she made a good call on who may be able to cover her tab.  In other news, she has applied to legally change her name to Lindsay Courtney Love Winehouse.

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In a recent interview with MTV News, Chris Brown addressed his dating status. He said that for now he is just "kinda chillin."  Translation:  I punched my last girlfriend in the face, so women aren't exactly lining up around the block to go out with me.  He followed that statement by saying, "I mean, I'm Chris Brown…I'm not saying it like that…"  We know you're Chris Brown.  You don't have to beat us over the head…oh, oopsie.

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Kourtney Kardashian's boyfriend and father to her unborn baby, Scott Disick, has been rumored to be unfaithful to Kourtney.  Star reports that she was recently so fed up with the cheating rumors that she asked Scott to take a lie-detector test.  He passed, so the two are in good shape for now.  I really enjoy reading stories with such happy endings.  I'm so glad a polygraph test could get those two lovebirds back on track.  What…a beautiful story. 

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Star is reporting that Ashlee Simpson-Wentz wants to start a clothing line.  Now that she has some free time on her hands due to the firing from Melrose Place, she's started sketching some ideas.  I also read that she plans to reprise her London role of Roxie in Chicago on Broadway.  I wasn't happy about that one because it would consist of her acting and singing, which are two things nobody wants to see her do in any combination. 

I've never really seen her or her husband Pete Wentz in anything but stretch pants, but if she wants to go into fashion I say:  Go for it, girl.  With Kirstie Alley and Mariah Carey blowing up…literally…stretch pants will always be in demand.  See also:  Lindsay Lohan.

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Emanuel Ungaro recently spoke out about the embarrassing clothing collaboration with Lindsay Lohan.  He said that it was a "disaster" and that his creation is "in the process of losing its soul" as a result of Lindsay's bad ideas.  He spewed his anger at a film festival in Lisbon.  I think that's kind of rude.  Everybody knows Lisbon is Lindsay's territory.

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In an interview with Parade, Nicolas Cage reveals a stalker story that I hadn't heard before.  He claims that while he was shooting Bringing Out the Dead he was stalked by a mime.  He says that he has no idea how the mime got past security, but would appear on set and start doing strange things.  IMDB tells me that movie was about a burned-out paramedic who saw ghosts.  So I put two and two together and my guess is that what Cage saw was an extra.  In costume.  If there is any chance it really was a random mime that nobody else seemed to notice or stop from bursting onto the set, I still don't know what the big deal is.  How is a mime going to hurt you?  He'd have to find his way out of that damn box first.

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The Sun is reporting that Amy Winehouse wants to get butt implants.  Apparently she is so happy with her recent boob job that she would like to spread the love to the backside.  I'm assuming she's going to have to request a size that will specifically fit into her dirty bikini bottoms.  All of the encouragement she received from her friends after her boob job is making Amy want to be "curvy" again, like she was before she started drinking gasoline.  Her father is reported to really like her boob job, too, which is weird because I didn't know that Joe Simpson had another kid.