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Diane Keaton was injured on the set of her new movie while filming a Sumo wrestling scene. Since she is reportedly fine and can continue to work, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the real victims here are her fans. I don't know what the hell is going on in this movie, but I never want to hear the words "Diane Keaton" and "Sumo wrestling" in the same sentence again.