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Simon Cowell told NOW magazine that he “…gets very dark moods for no reason…I get very anti-social, depressed and irritable with people. I don’t have time for them…”  I appreciate him trying to explain why he has a reputation for being a little “moody,” but I’m more interested in finding out what he uses under those tight t-shirts that keeps his nipples constantly hard.  And where I can get some for Chuy?