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Is Robsten sick and tired of being treated like Summit's puppets? Have Tori and Candy Spelling finally grown up and made up? And is a supersuccessful celeb going back to acting school? It's not Lohan, but it should be—find out who. Plus, what hairy sitch in the White House has me totally pissed, on this week's supersweet Truth, Lies & Ted!

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Alexander Skarsgård, aka the Robert Pattinson of True Blood, was quite the fan hit at San Diego Comic-Con over the weekend.

Dressed all in black, the Swedish hunk was seen mingling with fans in the lobby of the Hard Rock Hotel San Diego before making his way up to Float for the Wrath of Con party Friday night.

Instead of walking the red carpet, A.S. took the time to pose for pictures and sign autographs (but no biting) with eager True Blood addicts outside.

Such a gent, we love this guy. One lucky gal tells us that Alexander is "10 times better-looking in real life," and has the same "tall and commanding presence" as Eric, his character on the show.

We totally see the swoon appeal of this foreign import. A tad unlike...

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It's no secret we thirst for Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and the whole New Moon gang, but we certainly know when to draw the line.

Like sexual assault, for ince.

At a panel talking about Twilight fan fiction down at San Diego Comic-Con over the weekend, one of the panelists had a not-so-funny response to an audience question.

But first, a little background for those of you who don't speak all things Twilight. This site is a place where anyone can go and create fictional stories based off of the Twilight characters. The queens who rule this Twilight fandom all sat down at a session to explain more about their site, which was started for those who weren't satisfied with only four of Stephenie Meyer's books.

So the head of a fanfic site was asked if she was bothered by stories posted that are violent or that border on sexual assault. The answer from a fellow panelist?

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Looks like Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are better actors than some of you give them credit for.

After plenty of awkward interaction at Comic-Con last week, it was almost too obvious that Rob and Kristen were being told to stay the hell away from each other.

So how did Robsten spend some much deserved free time Wednesday night before their crazy day on Thursday?

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Thanks to Comic-Con and the sizzlin' summer heat, we're totally hungry for pretty popcorn flicks starring scorching stars. And thank horny heavens there are a ton o' hot pieces of movie tail to choose from!

At the top of the beauteous pile, tho, are clearly two front-runners as the hottest blockbuster babes: G.I. Joe's Channing Tatum and Iron Man 2's Scarlett Johansson. (Sure, IM2 won't be released until next May, but ScarJo's totally whetting our appetite with the released promo stills of her in action.) Both hons are in A-list movies that are competing for their respective summer seasons, and both Chan and Scar are young, fresh newlyweds with careers that are totally on fire. But which action throbber is more doable?

Tough call. In fact, it's too close to call. We're caught between a ScarJo rack and Channing's hard abs. Guess it's a draw?

But...what if we factor in their costars to pick which flick will be the sexiest? In that regard, it's obvious that the hotter cast is...

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Dear Ted:
I watched all the Comic-Con New Moon panel interview videos and looked at pictures. I have to say Kristen Stewart looked like she couldn't stand to be near Rob Pattinson. They also did not sit next to each other. I also noticed that Kristen was hanging on Taylor Lautner in some of the interviews. Robsten did not have their normal chemistry with each other. Now I'm a big Robsten fan, and it made me think that maybe they are not so on anymore. I don't want to give up on Robsten, but I'm thinking it might be time to. Do you think so? Thanks for all you give, always.
—Me

Dear Abandon Ship:
Do you really think the teacher would let the students choose their seats? Not likely. Everything at Comic-Con was carefully placed and rehearsed, trust.

Dear Ted:
How dare Chris Brown say he hopes to be "worthy of the term role model"? He will never be a role model. He can't be because anyone who is willing to punch another person repeatedly in the face, especially a woman, can never be someone who can be looked up to.
—Emer

Dear Brown Going Down:
Agreed. And I do think we're currently witnessing the slow decline of Chris Brown into musical mishap obscurity. And I do no feel bad for the d-bag. He also apologized way too late.

Dear Ted:
Angelina Jolie is too quiet. I think she's up to something. I think she will either keep Brad and pull a Tilda Swinton kind of life, or she will dump Brad and pick up an R.Pattz. Either way, it will be very yummy.
—Waiting in Trinidad

Dear Waiting for Ange:
I feel like I've answered this question dozens of times now. Angie always plays it cool and quiet until she decides it's time to get her way again.

Dear Ted:
Every time I scroll down your page and see Rob's and Taylor's zoomed-in lips on your "Whose Puckers Are More Luscious?" vote, I get a bit...aroused. I'm not that much older than these guys (I'm 28), but it does make me feel a little dirty lusting over younger guys.
—Audrey

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Maybe it was the reporter in a costume (not I) who asked Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart during a Comic-Con press conference if anything was going on between them, romantically, that got Robsten in not such a great mood?

R.Pattz ignored the query, but, Kristen, in her tough rocker jeans and Joan Jett hair, snapped: "Really? Really? That's what you're going to ask?"

At which point a Summit moderator scolded the reporter, reminding him he'd been told no personal questions. Oh, yeah, everybody tittering and Twittering at the San Diego convention isn't gonna wonder out loud, at least for a sec, when the hell Robsten's gonna come out of the closet, sure thing!

From then on, however, Rob and Kristen barely looked at each other, and they seemed to be sitting further and further apart. Their choice or Summit's? What else went down?

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"He just happened to be in the neighborhood. I found Johnny wandering around outside dressed as Jack Sparrow, so I invited him to come with me. "

—Director Tim Burton, regarding Johnny Depp's surprise appearance at Comic-Con to promote Alice in Wonderland. Even though AIW is an old classic, Tim also tells us to expect the flick to be "original." Would want nothing less, you brilliantly bizarre dude. Burton also said Johnny is "connecting" to the Mad Hatter role. Let's hope not too much. But we don't worry about J.D.; he's professional without getting loony. Either way, you know the film is going to be some crazyass stuff!

SFX

We've got some Comic-Con dish on New Moon for all you mouth-watering Robstenites out there, but first check out this cover to SFX, a magazine that typically focuses on special effects and movie magic stuff. Guess even a movie-geek mag isn't too cool to stay out of pimping not just Twilight, but more specifically Robsten, like every other unfashionably-late-to-the-game celeb rag out there?

People, are your publicist-kissed bums burning right about now?

SFX totally framed Robert Pattinson's head—on purpose, we bet—to spell out SEX. Plus, Kristen Stewart appears to be completely topless—we don't think Bella would approve! If you'd never heard of SFX magazine, based on this salacious photo alone, you'd assume it was a porn mag or something just as naughty.

So did anything just as sinful going down in San Diego today at the New Moon press conference? Do read to find out:

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Happy New Moon day, you all! That's right, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner are taking Comic-Con by storm today (just like we helped confirm for you first)—and don't you worry. Team Awful is on the way as we type, getting in bright and early to San Diego to fill you in on all the delish happenings.

Including the first confirmed Robsten reunion?

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More druggy reports on the sad debacle that is Michael Jackson's death. Plus Robsten campers tell us Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart plan to delightfully and deliciously surprise us, big-time, at next week's Comic-Con in San Diego.

Oh, and who's stinkier than Sacha Baron Cohen's performance in Bruno? (Screw the umlaut, already.) Why, the newest growling member of the Casablanca household, that's who! Watch for the full story, in this week's Truth, Lies & Ted!

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been slaving away for the greater good (their movies) recently, rather than for each other. Rob's supposedly in lockdown on the set of Remember Me—more on that later—trying his best to get wrapped before flying out to promote New Moon at Comic-Con next week.

So is he on track to make it back to Cali? And will Kristen, who has a bit more filming to go on The Runaways, be able to skedaddle down to San Diego on time?

Yes and yes, but did we mention we have details on the hotel arrangements?

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