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Demi Moore: Call Me a Puma Not a Cougar
Demi Moore is on the cover of December's W wearing a festive holiday getup. The reigning Queen of Twitter talks about (what else?) being a cougar and how great Ashton Kutcher is. Feels like we've heard this all before from the actress, but let's do it anyway.
While everyone considers Demi to be the O.G. cougar, she doesn't see it that way.
"I'm certainly not the first person to be in a relationship with a younger man, but somehow I was plucked out as a bit of a poster girl," she says. "I don't know why that is. But I just kind of step back sometimes and say, 'There is some reason, and what is it that I have to share in a positive way?' I'd prefer to be called a puma."
("Puma" is already used to describe women in their 30s who go for younger men, so 47-year-old Demi doesn't really fall into that category. But she thinks "she came up with the new designation," so maybe it's best to let her go on believing that?)
Now about her 31-year-old husband. She loves him. A lot.
Party Crashing With Cristina: The Week's Best Bashes!
What, you couldn't make it to the hottest star-studded parties this week? No problem, we've got you covered. Come party-crashing with me as I count down the three hottest celeb bashes of the week.
Which fete brought out fashionistas Katie Cassidy and Diane Kruger? What did Kristin Cavallari at a downtown bash have to say about dropping Hills ratings? And what party did power-couple Demi and Ashton attend?
Hit the clip to find out!
January Jones Spanks Ex Ashton Kutcher
Ashton Kutcher may be the king of the Twitterverse, but we wouldn't blame January Jones for thinking of him as simply a twit.
It seems the two were dating way back when the Mad Men star was just starting out, and someone didn't exactly have much faith in her abilities.
"[He] was not supportive of my acting," January reveals to GQ. "He was like, 'I don't think you're going to be good at this.' So—f--k you! He only has nice things to say now—if anything, I should thank him. Because the minute you tell me I can't do something, that's when I'm most motivated."
All of which makes this headline a lot clearer.
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Now that January's made it, it's nice to see her use the fame for a worthy cause.
Is Twitter Totally Over for Celebs?
Twitter may be the perfect way to find out what your fave celebs are eating for lunch—or to get a quick peek at Demi Moore's ass, thanks to hubby Ashton. But is the fun social network device now getting to be more trouble than it's worth?
Hung's Jane Adams (a doll we totally love) was caught dine-and-dashing at Barney Greengrass restaurant recently, via her stilted waiter's Twitter account. Tsk-tsk, babe!
She had her rep go back to the eatery and pay the bill the next day, but the deal had already been tweeted online.
Adams, at least, had less to worry about than the angry server, who ended up being fired for tweet-bitching about the incident (in addition to providing reports on other celebrities he's served).
But that may be just the beginning of Twitter backlash...
Fall TV Preview 2009: The Beautiful Life: TBL
The Beautiful Life: TBL (CW)
Premiere: Wednesday, Sept. 16, 9-10 p.m.
Time-Slot Competition: Glee, Criminal Minds, Law & Order: SVU, Modern Family, Cougar Town
Cast: Mischa Barton, Sara Paxton, Elle MacPherson, Ben Hollingsworth, Corbin Bleu, Nico Tortorella, Ashley Madekwe
Status: We've seen the presentation pilot (not the full version that airs next week).
Should you watch The Beautiful Life: TBL? Read on...
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Rumer Willis Talks Nudity, Guns and Lesbian Kisses
Will Rumer Willis engage in some same-sex smooching on 90210? It would totally make sense considering she's making her debut on the upcoming season playing a lesbian student at West Beverly Hills high School.
"I don't know yet," Rumer, 21, tells me. "I've only done two episodes, and we're just kind of seeing how she fits in with the storyline and how she fits in with the group."
Just three days after 90210's season premiere next week, Rumer will also be seen in Sorority Row, a horror flick about a group of college co-eds being terrorized by a tire-iron-wielding psycho killer (out Sept. 11).
Rumer learned to shoot a shotgun for her part as the bookish Ellie...
Ben Stiller Is Stealing Ashton Kutcher's Job as Unofficial Twitter Spokesman
Ever since Ashton Kutcher's initial Twitter enthusiasm back whenever that was, things have sort of died down for the microblogging site's unofficial ambassador. Gone are the epic speeches on the power of social media and pointless follow wars. Now it's just @replies and fantasy football.
This has left room for Ben Stiller to sweep in and attempt to steal the highly coveted Unoffical Twitter Spokesman title. The Night at the Museum 2 actor just discovered this Twitter and Facebook stuff and wants in—for now at least, until it gets boring. Even Oprah's over it.
But he's trying to make it work, so no need for us to get all negative about it. Look, he's even making videos promoting his Twitter. The one above stars our own pride and joy Ryan Seacrest. It's kinda cute, right? Ryan has so many jobs! LOL.
And last week, Ben tried to explain Twitter to Mickey Rooney, but you know how it goes with old people...
All the Beautiful Stars (Except Mischa) Get Naked
With Melrose Place, Gossip Girl and 90210, producer Ashton Kutcher's new show The Beautiful Life looks pretty similar to everything else on the CW. Plus, it's got the whole "Starring Mischa Barton" thing to overcome.
Which may explain the whole new tune-in campaign for TBL: Ads with naked people.
Makes sense. Melrose Place already called dibs on "Tuesday's the New Hump Day" and 90210 grabbed the low-hanging testicular angle, so what other moderately salacious thing is there, really?
Since Mischa is missing from the naked model line up, you'll just have to make due with Sarah Paxton, Corbin Bleu, Ashley Madekwe and Ben Hollingsworth after the jump.
But it does beg the question: Now that you've seen them naked, is there any reason to tune in?
Ashton and Demi Live to Tweet Another Day
Ashton Kutcher is "happy to be alive." Even more so than usual.
The actor and wife Demi Moore twittered their respective relief Thursday afternoon after their private plane made an emergency landing in Las Vegas.
Which was where they already were, so apparently they hadn't gone far before being forced to turn back.
"my plane just had to do an emergency landing. Engine over heated. fire trucks everywhere. good times," Kutcher wrote shortly after 1:30 p.m. while they waited for the next flight out of Sin City, where he and Moore had attended the premiere of his new film, Spread.
Confirmed: Ashton Kutcher Is an Idiot
Well, at least that's what Ashton Kutcher calls himself during an interview with Parade.
"I am," he says. "I don't do things by the rules sometimes. I say things that I probably shouldn't say. I push buttons. I deserve to be made fun of."
But the self-inflicted critical analysis doesn't end there...
Mischa Barton Out of Psych Ward, Ready for Life
Ashton Kutcher and Mischa Barton's publicist are on the same wavelength…and if it were on any topic other than the starlet's health, we would suggest her publicist reassess a few life decisions.
Anyhoo, both are of the same mind that Barton, after a not-that-brief hospitalization for a still unconfirmed "nonemergency" "medical issue," is slowly but surely making her way back.
Craig Snyder tells E! News that Barton is "improving" and "doing well" since her discharge from Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where she was first hauled July 15. He declined to say exactly when she was discharged.
And while Snyder has remained mum on reports that Barton's hospitalization was an involuntary psychiatric hold (à la Britney "5150" Spears), he did confirm that the former O.C. thesp has every intention of rejoining the Kutcher-produced CW drama The Beautiful Life when it resumes production in the coming weeks.
Speaking of the artist currently known as aplusk…
Demi Moore's Mohawk Comes Courtesy of Kutcher
Ah, those crazy, Twitter-addicted kids are at it once again.
It looks like Ashton Kutcher decided to have a little fun with Photoshop this weekend and posted a pic to his account of Demi Moore sporting a fake Mohawk.
"Wifey just got a new haircut," he wrote. "What do you guys think? I love it."
Naturally, Demi was quick to respond...


