Brody and Audrina No Longer Speaking...Oh No!
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The Hills has just started filming its first Lauren Conrad-less season, and if Kristin Cavallari and Stephanie Pratt chocolate-tasting is any indication of what's in store, it's going to be the most spellbinding, mesmerizing season yet.
We're totally on the edge of our seats wondering what other mundane tasks lie ahead for the MTV crew. Hillsite Brody Jenner dished about the show at the Aces & Angels Poker event at the Playboy Mansion, as well as his relaysh with his girlfriend and Playmate of the Year, Jayde Nicole. Brode, you're supposed to bring a date who'll be impressed you're bringing them to the Playboy Mansion, not somebody who's already been there, done that, spread that, shot that.
Are you worried about ruining your relationship by having your girlfriend appear on your TV show?
Back at the house relaxing, we don't talk about The Hills. We keep our business and personal life completely separate.
That's strange! Being that you're on an alleged reality show about your day-to-day life. That's incredible that the two don't overlap! Anyway, how will The Hills be different with Kristen Cavallari instead of Lauren Conrad?
She's wild! I think Kristin is a great addition to the show—her and Lauren have completely different personalities. It'll be a good change.
Sure will! K.C. goes back to what she does best—shopping in front of an audience—and L.C.'s on her way to being the next J.K. Rowling. Any thoughts on her book L.A. Candy?
Caught!—Lakers Edition! Kanye and Amber Back Together
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Kanye West performing at the official Lakers Championship party at Club Nokia in downtown L.A. While Kanye got down, with guest performer Lil Wayne, his on-again girlfriend, Amber Rose, most definitely did not. Amber looked mighty ferocious, though, in a skintight red dress that clinched right below her knees with her boobs all out 'n' about. Kanye's entourage was busy bustin' moves left and right backstage while Lady A looked more like a stick in the grumpy mud than a party girl. She never took her eyes off her main man on stage, and she just stood there, clutching her black purse, like Kanye was keeping her, or something. Run, Kanye, again. Please. Oh, and where are the stripper moves, girl?
A guy digging Kanye's tunes a bit more was...
Why Isn’t the Real Drama Filmed on The Hills?
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If what we saw on The Hills were anything like the characters' real lives, we might still be watching this show.
Audrina Patridge seems to have gotten herself into many penile pickles. For starters, she was "coincidentally" seated next to nonboyfriend Chris Pine. Aud claims it was totally by chance, not because she's gone on dates with him. Wonder what MTV strings her people had to pull for that stunt to happen? We all know she’s benefiting from this publicity more than he is.
Despite (in our opinion) the poor managerial judgment of Pine's people there, the Hills honey had more drama on Movie Awards night than just that.
Check it out:
Are Audrina and Chris Totally Random? Not Exactly
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Now, before you all keep ranting about how superhottie Chris Pine is totally ruined now that he's hooked up with a Hills gal like Audrina Patridge, we feel like we have to clear the air a bit and tell ya that it's really not that weird.
Not completely.
See, we're told that Chris and Audrina have had mutual pals for a while. When Chris was first starting out in the Biz, circa the Lindsay Lohan Just My Luck era, we hear that he may have been acquaintances with Brian Drolet. Don't feel bad, we couldn't remember who that was either at first, but if you remember back to season one of The Hills, he was one of the guys who was set up on the "reality" show with Ms. Patridge. (Side note: Look how different all these girls look back in this season, it's unreal.)
But that's not all…
Audrina Patridge Opens Up About Chris Pine!
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After we broke the sad news that newly appointed mainstream hottie Chris Pine was reportedly locking lips with reality-show starlet Audrina Patridge, you guys sure voiced your disapproval of this coupling—loudly!
Most of your comments tsk-tsk'd Chris for dating outside his caste, and commenter "YoucandobetterCP" (so aptly named!) shared her disappointment in the dude's taste, saying he's turning into "the younger George Clooney."
Not in career terms, mind you, but in his penchant for picking ladies way below his movie-star league (and prolly his intelligence level, too). Hey, there are worse people to be than Clooney!
So is Audrina really dating cute Kirk? The Hills honey opens up...
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Audrina Sticks It to Kristin With Chris Pine!
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Paris Hilton doesn't know who the hell Chris Pine is, but another oozing H'wood club lover sure does! Audrina Patridge not only knows who Cap'n Kirk 2.0 is, but what, exactly, to do with him, to boot.
The two babes, as I'm sure you know, were seen at Silverlake bar Red Lion Tavern this past weekend, and were also spotted leaving Pine's apartment the next morning, separately, but just a few moments apart. Way to keep it discreet! Why not just wear a sandwich board screaming "Stop Paying Attention to Me!"?
But…is Aud just dating the dude to get back at Conrad replacement blonde Kristin Cavallari? Spencer Pratt himself gives us the deets on the new drama certain to be on the next season of The Hills:
Does Audrina Know Who Stole Her Stuff?
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Audrina Patridge's shaggier half, Justin Bobby, bitched to us at the World Poker Tournament about the now infamous Patridge break-in.
"It was a guy and a girl," J.B. said of the two idiots seen slinking around Aud's home on the Hills' hon's surveillance cam. "And the worst part is she thinks she might know them."
Another lesson of doing some in-depth research on the kind of company you keep in T-town, definitely. J.B. wouldn't elaborate on who, exactly, the burglars might be, or precisely which of Aud's belongings went buh-bye. "A lot of sentimental stuff was taken," Just bemoaned. Can you give us any specifics here? Jewelry? Framed photos of herself? "Personal stuff."
Is there an Audrina-Justin sex tape about to be leaked? Can't wait to find out! Also, is this a new Robin Hood wave here in T-town, babes? Stealing from the rich to give to the even richer, i.e., the tabloid Internet outlets that are eventually going to make a fortune off the display of the stolen goodies? Probably.