Link Party: Hey, Jennifer Aniston, Tell Us a Story

Thu., May. 14, 2009 2:12 PM PDT by Jennifer Cady

MTR/bauergriffinonline.com

• Stop everything, Jennifer Aniston's talking. This one time she broke up with a guy so he tried to get her back by surprising her at a restaurant and getting down on one knee. Ah! Like how horrible is that? OK, you can carry on with your life now.

• Virgin demon Jordin Sparks is pretty terrifying.

• OK, so Harper's Bazaar tried to do this thing where they dressed Jonah Hill up as Spencer Pratt, which is so clever because his last name is Hill and Spencer's show is called The Hills, but it looks more like what would it be like if Jonah could land a really hot girl.

• Eminem says he has real-people feelings and kinda felt bad about calling Jessica Simpson fat in his music video.

• Madonna and her Jesus friend could be getting fake Kabbalah married if Jesus' father Luis is to be believed. Although he did say M "is feminine. I don't feel she is a harsh person," so maybe we shouldn't trust him...

Would we expect anything else but a superhero Elvis costume from Katy Perry? Of course not, but it's still a Fashion Police violation, so go write her up.