Twitterverses: Stephen Colbert Finds Jesus in Fraternities

Tue., May. 19, 2009 12:33 PM PDT by Breanne L. Heldman

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• Stephen Colbert, wise man that he is, grasps a deep understanding of religious fraternities: "if jesus wears jeans, it's only a matter of time before some underage punk asks him to turn water into beer"

• Katy Perry is clearly not a great dodgeball talent: "Just finished a violent game of dodgeball. Sushi now. Ice-ing my boobs... They always stick out, damn handicap."

• Nicole Richie says it like it is: "Gossip Girl was... well... if you don't have something nice to say don't say it at all"

• Denise Richards maybe kinda sorta has a girl-crush on Edyta Sliwinska: "in the hair trailer for dancing with the stars edyta is sitting next to me, her legs go on for days hard to believe we're the same height5'6"

• Comic Paul Scheer has a problem: "Day 3 in a row of eating at Chili's, how many things can they have on their menu that tastes like Chicken Wings...That's not a complaint."

• Tweet Topic: Miley Cyrus (":( i love him!!!"), Perez Hilton ("Don't spread rumors.") and Kirstie Alley ("can u imagine if it was your family?") are all annoyed with the Florida radio station that incorrectly reported Patrick Swayze dead.

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