They say that God is everywhere, and now that includes reality television, thanks to pasty, tatted-up Stephen Baldwin.

And if you thought he was good as Barney Rubble, you'll love his preacher man routine. Dim bulb heathen Spencer Pratt certainly does, enough to contemplate baptism by Bible-hyping Baldwin in the name of ratings. 

Then again, I'm a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! could be the work of Satan. Which would explain a lot.