It may be tiny, but it has that same tangy musk as the full-size model in fantastic Sensurround.

Of course we're talking about your Condensed Soup, and in this batch Kate Gosselin's hands-on parenting technique is fully vetted by fully qualified entertainment gossip tabloids.

Speaking of batches—or is that be-yotches?—Janice Dickinson couldn't crap on TV. That's entertainment!

And how about a trip south of the border for a little incendiary catfighting? Valeria dishes up a taste of senoritas gone loco, seasoned with unchecked face-slapping and reverse vertical Y-bone maneuver that would make the Hulkster envious.

Plus there's Joel McHale standing by to make you feel safe. Get even more tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.