Once upon a time there was a talent show that allowed people to appear on television and display their unique abilities, often making complete fools of themselves. That was called The Gong Show.

Now, we have America's Got Talent, featuring "the hottest performers from across the country," often making complete fools of themselves.

Somehow, the astonishing Nubian Beauty doesn't fit into "hottest performer" or "complete fool." Maybe "freakshow sweetheart"? Anyhow, for two seconds she's pure dynamite.

Witness more Americans offering talent after the jump.

Watching these gyrating women carefully, you have to wonder what exactly is being blurred here by NBC?

Of course, if you were watching The Soup on TV right now, Joel would point to said crotch, smile impishly, and Seacrest's face would pop up.