Madonna vs. Power Ranger: Who's Having the Crappier Day?

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Madonna vs. Power Ranger: Who's Having the Crappier Day?

Tue., Jul. 28, 2009 2:32 PM PDT by Breanne L. Heldman

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Would you rather have old love letters leaked or get a DUI?

Madonna is facing a bout of mild humiliation as the Rock & Roll Pop Art Auction is plotting to put numerous personal items on the block, including old microcassette tapes of answering machine messages and faxed notes of affection.

Sure, the lot is expected to fetch a pretty penny—the letters start at $3,000 while the voicemails should fetch at least $10,000—but now everyone knows she refers to herself as "Lola Montez" and "Lil' Booty." And to add insult to injury, the New York Post refers to the items as "artifacts." Madge may be 50-years-old, but "artifacts"? Really?!

But is that worse than the Black Ranger from The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers?

Walter Jones—that's his name when he's not wearing spandex and answering to the name of Zack Taylor—was arrested Sunday in Huntsville, Ala., TMZ reports. He was booked for driving while intoxicated, jailed, bailed and sent on his merry way.

Enjoy the Schadenfreude, peeps! We're glad not to be them right now, too.

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At least Jessica Simpson is having a better day. We're glad to see she's getting the swing back in her step!