Is Katie Holmes Ready for Sex?

Suri's mom shoots down tab report she wants to join Sarah Jessica Parker and the cast of the Sex and the City movie sequel

Katie Holmes isn't having Sex after all.

Rumors that Mrs. Tom Cruise would be joining the cast of the Sex and the City movie sequel have officially been squashed.

"Totally fabricated story," Holmes' rep, Ina Treciokas, told E! News of the tall tale sprung by a British tabloid.

At least the buzzed part didn't involve her replacing Jennifer Hudson as Sarah Jessica Parker's lovestruck personal assistant or hooking up with Chris Noth's Mr. Big. Instead, the "fabricated" role was that of a high-powered businesswoman ready to go toe-to-toe with Kim Cattrall's Samantha Jones.

Given Katie's dance last week on So You Think You Can Dance, do you think she was ready to tango with the ladies who brunch?

Poll

The Katie Conundrum

Would Katie Holmes be able to hold her own against Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte and Samantha?

She'll high-kick their aging butts. I love it!

She'll high-kick their aging butts. I love it!

29.1%

She was able to put Dawson in his place. OK, yeah, bad idea

She was able to put Dawson in his place. OK, yeah, bad idea

36.2%

Suri should really be the gal joining <i>SATC</i>. Now <i>she</i> knows fashion!

Suri should really be the gal joining SATC. Now she knows fashion!

34.7%

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(Originally published on July 31, 2009, at 5:39 a.m. PT)