Madonna: No More Weddings, but Maybe Pizza
Unless Madonna recently survived some major tragedy we don't know about, she won't be marrying boy-toy Jesus Luz—or anyone else, for that matter—anytime soon.
"I think I'd rather get run over by a train," she confessed to David Letterman on The Late Show last night, when he asked if she'd ever take a third trip down the aisle.
The appearance was not without other dramatic highlights, including Madge's entrance to the theater that involved her being carried by half the New York Rangers hockey team. And then, of course, she playfully admits this was her first time riding hockey players.
She also fesses up to never having tasted New York-style pizza, so he takes her down the street for a slice.
But she doesn't eat cheese, so her slice was topped with basil and olives. Sounds delicious, but it kind of defeats the purpose, no?
Kind of like Dave bringing up A-Rod but doing all the talking. We're just sayin'.
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You can see the pop queen noshing on her pizza pie in the Big Picture gallery!
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