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Fashion Police: Sad Jessica, Bring Back Fun Jessica!

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Jessica!

SNAP. OUT. OF. IT.

Look, break ups are hard on all of us—especially those of us who had our first nuptial tryst televised, then went dated a mega-famous athlete. But none of that can explain this outfit you wore to the Operation Smile gala in Beverly Hills.

Is it a Sears make-up counter uniform? Are you a mortuary accountant now? Why do your pants start at your ribcage and end on the floor? Couldn't you have at least thrown a belt on that thing to break up the horror?

It's time to buck up, girl! We know there's a plucky sex kitten in there, just trying to claw its way out of that onsie of sadness. UNLEASH THE BEAST, JESS!

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