Move over, Sam Merlotte—there's a new Dogg sniffing around Bon Temps.
Snoop Dogg, one of True Blood's most vocal fans, enlists all his powers of sensual seduction on its hottie heroine (Anna Paquin) in his hilarious new music video, "Oh Sookie."
Can her supernatural suitors compete with pickup lines like "I'm the dog that don't bite (woof woof)" and the opportunity to "do it in the daytime"? The "true bud" puffer smokes his competition:
Sookie's MIA boyfriend, Bill (Stephen Moyer), "ain't for real—he ain't true blood," says the rapper, promising not to "trick you like Eric (Alexander Skarsgård) and make you drink blood." And Snoop snarls on the other pooch in Sookie's life, her lovelorn shape-shifting boss (Sam Trammell): "Sam ain't the man, he done turned into a bitch."
Not everyone in Sookie's circle is abused by the Doggfather: "Bring your best friend, Tara," he offers graciously, before suggesting an activity to help Rutina Wesley's character cope with the loss of her lover, Eggs.
So, Sookie: Can a Dogg get some love?
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