TIFF Prep 101

Canada

Fri., Aug. 29, 2008 10:24 AM PDT by Nicolle Weeks

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What’s a hotter ticket than this week’s Democratic convention (which boasted several Hollywood A-listers)? The Toronto International Film Festival, of course, which starts next Thursday. And as America gears up for November, Toronto is abuzz with the lead-up to TIFF parties, gala premieres and star sightings. So what’s going down in Toronto? What do you need to look out for?

Gala screenings: If you don’t already have a ticket, you’re pretty much screwed. Tickets for the Burn After Reading gala, for instance, are being sold on eBay for $350 smackers, so get on that if you’re willing to pay through the nose to get a glimpse of Brad Pitt (and maybe sit 20 rows behind him – squeals!).

Celeb sightings: It’s likely you’re in the loop in terms of the Yorkville connection – yes it’s true that we’ve spotted many celebs in the area over the years. Hilary Duff, John Mayer, Blondie, the dude from Canadian Idol – they all hang out there. But where do the cool celebrities go? The ones who have their stylists pick up their jeans at Over The Rainbow? Scuzzy West Queen West, of course! Why, Thom Yorke was spotted at The Beaver, a Queen West hipster haunt, but a week and a half ago. Don’t forget your ironic sunglasses and oversized purse while cruising the area.

TIFF parties: You can try your best to get in, but the ladies with the clipboards employ gazes of steel and it’s unlikely that you’ll be allowed if your name isn’t on the list. To score an invite, cozy up to some geeky journalists who get a plus one or do a favour for a sleazy entertainment type. Unlike your childhood, offering to do laundry for a month will not secure entry. Try offering to maim a nemesis or something. If you are lucky enough to get in, don't embarass yourself by wearing last year's Chanel. They'll know.