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Brace yourselves, people.

The surprise hit film from earlier ths year, Hannah Montana / Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour, will be making its television premiere July 26 on Starz. The film will be shown in both standard and high-definition formats and made available for download via the broadband platforms Starz Play and Vongo. Additional televised screenings in 3-D will appear on Starz beginning July 27. This precedes the film's DVD and Blu-Ray release date of Aug. 19 and follows the release of Miley Cyrus' latest album, Breakout, scheduled to hit record store shelves on July 22.

Parents of children—especially, those of young girls between the ages of 6 and 16—are strongly cautioned to keep themselves away from open windows, sharp instruments and controlled poisons until, presumably, mid-October.