The Awful Truth

Brad and Angelina are still burning for each other...and we have proof of their passion! Plus, Tara Reid takes it off, Tori Spelling talks tykes and Jessica Simpson sexes up South Beach with her swimsuits!

Note: Ted C. is traveling until Friday, so today’s column is penned by Cristina Gibson.

Do you ever wonder what goes on between Brangelina behind closed doors? Of course you do, or you wouldn’t be reading this column in the first place, right?

Well, we’re happy to report the sultry sparks are still flying between Brad and Angie. Despite tabloid covers proclaiming otherwise, the two are still hot and heavy. How do we know? Proof's in the following salty on-set sitch:

Worker bees were buzzin’ recently when one of them got an accidental eyeful of the amorous duo. It was the middle of the day, and they were both hangin’ in Brad’s trailer during downtime.

Someone was sent to fetch the talent from the trailer and unwittingly walked in on a little sexy somethin'-somethin', er, going down, so to speak. Let’s just say they’re clearly still hot for each other. And remember how Ang told Marie Claire she and Brad needed more “alone time”? Seems they’ve found a way to work it into their busy lives...and if it happens to be on set, so be it!

From a kinky couple to a kooky one, Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott were also on hand for Much Love’s Bow Wow Wow benefit last weekend. While Tori donned a floral minidress from Top Shop that she bought while filming their reality show in Britain, Dean’s duds were inspired by the Scottish. He was sporting a kilt, untucked shirt, blazer, sunglasses and combat boots. Yikes! Tori should put him in the doghouse for this outrageously awful getup.

We asked the new mama if she had any advice for rumored-to-be-pregnant Nicole Richie. Lord knows she prolly needs some.

“I have absolutely no advice, and I’ll tell you why,” Tori began. “Because as soon as anyone found out I was pregnant, I got advice. After a while, you kinda say, ‘I just want to learn for myself,’ because it’s an experience that’s so individual. No one knows how to be a mom. There’s no manual. You go into it, and as soon as you hold that baby, you know exactly what to do.” 

Well, since Tori wasn’t much help, here’s our best advice to Nic: Eat for two!

Jessica Simpson, bringin’ down the house at her Miami Swim show for Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week last weekend. Our all-seeing South Beach source, Martin Haro, reports Jess was “very happy and giddy during the show.” J was accompanied by hairstylist BFF Ken Paves, mom Tina, who helped style the models, and Papa Joe, natch. A couple of models closed the show by handing out mock tabloid covers with two Photoshopped pics of Jess—one showing her svelte and slim and the other with a few extra pounds. Can’t say the gal doesn’t have a sense of humor! J.S. didn’t walk the runway, but she jumped up after the models’ finale to wave and blow kisses to the crowd. Other celebs in attendance were Jamie-Lynn Sigler and boyf Scott Sartiano, as well as Dennis Rodman. Other Miami minxes included... Kim Kardashian, tearing up the same town. She hit Mansion with possibly allowanceless Brandon Davis one night and hosted a party at Set for La Perla lingerie, which she also modeled on her most sizable assets. Paris’ former sidekick relaxed during the day, sunbathing at the beach and the Shore Club, but was back to work by night, hosting yet another party at Privé. Doing it up big at another popular beach spot was... Jaime Pressly, partying it up at Aura nightclub at the Atlantis hotel in the Bahamas. The hot mama was seated in the VIP section, where she hung with her fiancé and baby daddy, Eric Cubiche. J.P. celebrated, postpregnancy, with vodka cocktails and late-night dancing that lasted until early morning. Maybe serious booty shaking is how she’s burning off her baby weight? Spending time with loved ones back in L.A. was... Joe Montana, shoppin’ at Fred Segal on Melrose. The Hall of Fame QB was with his wife and two of his kids. “They looked like a nice, normal family on a casual outing,” according to our onlooker. Joe looked “really great, tan, healthy and fit,” as did Jennifer, his former-model wife-unit, who was “beautiful and age-appropriate.” Apparently, the famous footballer found a woman who hasn’t OD'd on Botox! Score, for sure.