the bachelor (38 posts)
Bitch-Back! Longing for the Golden Age of Jutney!
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Dear Ted:
I am one of those sad Britney and Justin fanatics. For a long while now I have accepted that their two ships have passed. But my hope has just been renewed! Last week John Mayer talked smack about Brit to Ryan Seacrest, then Justin lampoons him with Jimmy Fallon. This has to mean something, right?
—Gerald
Dear Mouse Club Reunion:
It means Mayer's as easy a punch line as Britney is nowadays—prolly even more!
Dear Ted:
Please get me the inside scoop on the drama with The Bachelor! Something about it just doesn't seem right...I feel like Molly knew beforehand.
—Anonymous
Dear Bachelor Bitching:
Damn! Are three different exclusives not enough for ya?
Dear Ted:
Is Judas Jack-Off Zac Efron?
—Lance
Are Jason’s Ex-Wife and New Fiancée Too Similar?
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We dished a few tidbits yesterday about some of the heartbreak from Jason Mesnick's past, and now his friends are commenting further about how exactly that influenced the final rose ceremony. Aside from making the "safe" choice with Melissa, we've heard that J's relaysh with his ex-wife, Hilary, might have had a lot to do with the shadiness that went down:
See, we're told Hilary was very career oriented, working as a model, even starring in a few music videos up in Seattle. As devoted as she was to her son, she def was motivated by her own ambition also:
Did an Ex-Girlfriend Turn Bachelor Jason Sour?
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Now-infamous Bachelor Jason Mesnick blew minds this week with his supreme douche bagginess, pulling a fiancée switerchroo on live TV. We were such a fan of the nice single dad until Monday, so to recover—and see if we could understand—we spoke with friends of Jason's up in Washington to see what the guy was really like, sans cameras.
"He's being portrayed pretty horribly, but it's all for ratings. He honestly is a great guy," blabbed a close friend, who met Mesnick back when he was the "lovable" golf pro up north. The pal also added that Jason, a former manny (that's right, a male nanny), is...