Mrs. Andy Roddick Nets Sport's Illustrated Swimsuit Cover
There's nothing like Brooklyn in the summertime.
Sports Illustrated has decorated the cover of its famed swimsuit issue with Brooklyn Decker, touted as "a perfect 10, sizzling in the Maldives."
Indeed.
An SI veteran at the ripe old age of 22, Decker posed last year wearing nothing but body paint. Thankfully, they tossed her a bikini this time (and it literally looks as if she just caught it).
Decker tied the knot with tennis ace Andy Roddick last April, about two years after the athlete first noticed his future wife in the '07 swimsuit issue and just had to meet her.
The 2010 edition hits newsstands Tuesday. As was the case last year, the big cover reveal came during tonight's Late Show With David Letterman.
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Miss California Officials to Carrie Prejean: You Owe Us For Those Boobs!
If Carrie Prejean thought she could just take the boobs and run, she was sorely mistaken.
K2 Productions, which directs the Miss California USA pageant, has countersued the litigious former beauty queen, requesting that she return the $5,200 it gave her for breast-augmentation surgery.
"Had [Prejean] heeded the guidance of the Gospel of John, who admonished only those who are without sin to cast stones in judgment, she might have avoided this legal battle," the suit states.
It really says that.
Audrina Patridge Has No Clothes On Again
That's Audrina Patridge in a bikini—something you don't see every day. Oh, wait. It is. Well, can't have too much of a good thing...?
The Hills star covers October's Maxim with her lighter summer locks (apparently, reality stars always bleach their hair blond in the summer), and inside the issue she predictably wears even fewer clothes and tries to make eating cake look sexy.
The mag even let her talk a little in between scrubbing the floor with a toothbrush in lingerie. That was nice of Maxim.
So why did Audrina decide to leave The Hills...besides the fact that show kinda sucks now?
Lauren Conrad's Bikini Shape Secrets
Lauren Conrad, ex-Hills star and New York Times best-selling author (yeah, it sounds weird to us, too), graces the September issue of Shape with a bikini bod that we can only assume was not given the Kelly Clarkson treatment.
Especially since the curvy Conrad reveals to the mag her secrets for staying so slim, including a diet filled with the likes of watermelon, organic salad greens and tuna.
"I've found when all I'm eating is really fresh, healthy foods, I stop craving pizza and burgers," she says.
Hmmm, clearly L.C. hasn't been taking culinary cues from a certain former frenemy…
The View's Sherri Shepherd Learns Wax is Wack!
For somebody who isn't sure the world is round, The View's Sherri Shepherd proves to be an adventurous traveler in the realm of the senses, visiting Brazil (kinda sorta) on Friday's show. Check her out getting her down-there all done up with a bikini wax, which she says hurts "worse than having a baby." Can we get an ouch from the congregation? It hurts just to watch!


