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Dear Ted:
One of my favorite shows on TV is Gossip Girl, but I got to know is there any dirt on the costars? Seems as if Blake Lively and Leighton Meester don't get along too well. Also does anyone else, besides Chace Crawford of course, have a Blind Vice? Thanks! Xoxo
—Melia

Dear GG Gossip:
When Team Awful has spotted the two girls out partying, the two girls haven't even acknowledged each other. Battle of the egos, I'm thinking. As for being BV subjects, Chacey-poo is the only one holding down the naughty GG fort.

Dear Ted:
This is completely random Ted, but did you know if you made Tom Cruise a blonde, he would look just like Peter Facinelli? It's creepy! On a completely different note, who's Terry Tush-Trade? For the love of all that's Holy and good Ted (I know you're a devout Presby)! I have to know. Your loving, devoted, and faithful followers want, no, need to know. Please man! It's almost Christmas ya know. Spill!
—Bubble 

Dear Twins:
Um, no way will Facinelli ever look like Cruise. You might be right, but I refuse to imagine it. As for TTT, my lips are sealed until Terry's are not. Or gets caught with one of those damn flipcams.

Dear Ted:
It is 4 a.m. here in Chicago and I am up sipping tea to sooth my never-ending sore throat. I just saw a snippet of Robin Robertson's interview with Janet Jackson. She was talking about MJ's death and her family's attempt at interventions. She also puts it out there who she blames for her brother's death. Although she looked beautifully made up and composed in the interview, her eyes looked so sad. Any thoughts? Is Janet really speaking from the heart? Much love from a true Ted fan.
—Irish_blue

Dear Questioning Heartache:
Janet speaks more from the heart where Joe speaks more from the pocket book. But there are still many things left unsaid in this family.

Dear Ted:
I just don't think Taylor-squared is real. I mean the obvious hints in interviews and how it's conveniently getting them more attention around the re-release of her album and the release of New Moon. It just seems too perfect, and if Taylor Swift's a good friend, she wouldn't date Selena Gomez's ex. It just doesn't make sense. Xx
—Robs 

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Dear Ted:
I think Gossip Girl's Blake Lively and Penn Badgley are very cute, but I must ask, are they the real deal, or is it for show?
—Mobey

Dear Yawn:
The boringass romance is real. Now wake me up when they do something halfway interesting. Sure are great-looking though, just don't have the heat to go with it, unfortunately.

Dear Ted:
That was very big of you to admit the fault of your Nicole Kidman Morning Piss. I definitely agree it is a bit hypocritical of her to not address the incident, but I hardly think paparazzi being attacked is equal to a woman experiencing the atrocities that go on around the world. I'm sure that photographer would be more than happy to be roughed up again as opposed to seeing, say, a young girl having her clitoris cut off.
—Susan

Dear Hate Crime:
Hey, if I can admit my wrongs, can't Kidman? 

Dear Ted:
I was watching The Tudors the other day and got to wondering if Jonathan Rhys Meyers was ever a B.V.? He seems like he definitely would have been one.
—Jen

Dear Hello:
You nuts? He's a friggin' regular—outta control!

Dear Ted:
Just saw pictures of Ben Affleck and Jen Garner looking all lovey-dovey on the set of his movie. What's up with that if they are going to break up? Also are Tim McGraw and Faith Hill the real deal?
—Angie

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Believe it or not, primetime starlets have hearts, too! Well, some of 'em do, anyways. One of these TV hotties doesn't always think about herself—she manages to cram in some karma for the sake of helping others, how sweet!

Can ya guess who it is?

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Is Robert Pattinson living dangerously on the Eclipse set? Why is Blake Lively such a bey-otch? And did Mischa Barton's boozy behavior get her show booted off the boob tube? Find out in this week's Truth, Lies & Ted, which you play at your own risk. 

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Which up-and-coming TV star got a little tired of all her admirers? While at the HBO Emmys afterparty, this gorgeous diva-in-training was so over people asking for pictures with her, clearly not enjoying all that comes with her actress territory.

Think you know which gal needs to be a tad more grateful?

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Stephen Moyer hanging out in supergood spirits at the HBO Emmys afterparty, even though True Blood got totally snubbed nomination-wise.

Stephen looked absolutely divine in a fitted black tux, with his Bill Compton-esque hair a smidge lighter than usual. But where was Anna Paquin? His on- and offscreen lovah was noticeably absent from the show, and party, but don't worry—there is no trouble in human-vampire paradise.

When asked where Anna was, S.M. responded in his delicious British accent, "Oh, she just had a prior engagement." Must not have had anything to do with her real engagement to Moyer, but either way glad this couple can hang apart.

Just because HBO is True Blood territory doesn't mean some Twilighters didn't show up...

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Blake Lively might be grinning ear to ear despite some horrible hair at the Fort Lauderdale, Fla., W Hotel grand opening, but we sure aren't.

There is no excuse for showing up to an event looking this out of sorts.

Well, OK, just one excuse—some last-minute car rockin' with BF Penn Badgley, 'course! We don't know if that's Blakey's reason for her frizzy bird's nest, but it sure would explain why she looks so damn satisfied with herself. 

We still heart ya, B.L., but next time, carry a comb in your clutch just in case, 'K?