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Are Justin and Jessica Making It Work?
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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel—are they or aren't they dating?
Despite Justin looking rather single the last couple of weeks, usually solo or partying with a bevy of non-Biel babes, the rocky couple was full of cuddles last night.
But was it with each other?
Kim Kardashian's in a Good Place With Reggie Bush
Who would have thought Kim Kardashian would be the least dramatic of all her sisters? Okay, who really thought the Kardashians would get that famous at all?
While Khloé is coming off of a shotgun wedding and Kourtney is prepping for a baby boy, Kim has been dealing with what unfortunately many of us know all too as, well, boy problems...
A "Single-Looking" Justin Parties On
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Sorry all—this isn't some juicy item about how Justin Timberlake has left Jessica Biel and is shacking up with Rihanna.
Last time we checked in surrounding the rumors 'bout JT and Jess splitting up, friends of the couple told us while the off and on pair is on rocky grounds, they aren't completely kaput yet.
Justin's rep also has stated that no such breakup has happened.
But do actions speak louder than words?
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Fresh Dish on Justin and Jessica
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Us Weekly's new cover story reports that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have finally called it quits, but is it true?
Doesn't look good:
Supposedly, J.T. dumped Ms. Biel on that very fine ass of hers, and Jess is having a hard time accepting it...even though they were just photographed together.
We all know there has been some mayjah speculation about Justin's extracurricular activities, what with the ever-reliable Lindsay Lohan twittering J.T. was cheating (oh wait, she was just "hacked") on Biel while out clubbing in New York. And then there was that delicious rumor that Timberlake and Rihanna were making a helluva lot more than just sweet music together.
So what's the deal? Have Justin & Jessica finally decided to leaving dating-dullville?
Afternoon Piss: Jessica Simpson Is Clearly a Masochist
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Has Jessica Simpson totally given up on herself? Jessy was once the fun-loving, supersmiley gal in H'wood. Now, following yet another public breakup, every time we see her out and about, she looks totally down in the dumps (and maybe just a li'l bit drunk), like she can't even fake being happy anymore.
And rumors are swirling she's rebounding from her Romo relaysh with former BF and current d-bag John Mayer, which couldn't be more masochistic behavior, considering he just might have been the abusive boyfriend she previously bitched about.
Look, Jess, we get why you'd still hold a candle for J.M. He's a talented musician who writes sorta-hot makeout music. And besides that tattoo sleeve, he's pretty doable, too. Looks OK in a bikini. And your brother-in-law Pete Wentz is good friends with Mayer, so hooking back up with him would make double dating with your sis and her hubby totally perf. We know you and John have a history, and the sex was probably great (when it wasn't disgusting), but you don't always need to be with somebody! Especially not the same dude who told you to back off in his blog.
Take some single time to figure out the one thing more effed than your love life: your career. And if you're worried about not finding your soul mate in time to have kids, you can always ask your hair stylist and BFF Ken Paves to be a sperm donor. He's not only the one guy in your life who has yet to let ya down, but he's gotten into fights defending your Southern-born ass. We heartily approve!
Ryan and Rachel Round 10?
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The original Robsten, that would be Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling, are currently both single...again.
As reported last week by US Weekly, Rachel split with rebound love Josh Lucas who recently was spotted "trying to f--k his way through heartache," as loveably blunt Lainey eloquently puts it. Apparently JL was hitting on anything with boobs while he was out clubbing recently, making it all too obvious that he was no longer in any kind of serious relationship (at least one that's based on fidelity).
So obviously the first thing on everyone's mind is whether or not we will see a R&R reconciliation. It's finally time to cue tabloid reports and breakout your box of tissues and The Notebook DVDs, right?
Who's Hotter Single: Joe or Camilla?
'Course, Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle are officially O-V-E-R. Can't say we're all that surprised, and not just because young H'wood love is as short-lived as a Paris Hilton engagement, but because we knew all along that Camilla was one crafty, hot little babe.
She gets photographed out with Robert Pattinson one day—a guy who will obviously get her a crap-ton of press—and then she's seen flirting it up with tennis star Fernando Verdasco the moment he's hot, too.
All the while stringing along the delicate Jonas Brother.
So who will rebound faster: Joe (who is richer, more famous and just the absolute cutest) or Camilla (who looks like a Megan Fox in training)?
Well Dr. Casablanca, Ph.D. in raunchy rebound love, says...
Blab Blab Blab: Is Jessica Simpson Cursed?
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"They were cute—I know Tony a little; I've met Jessica once. But don't blame it on Jessica! And on that note, Dallas just wasn't that good this year! I didn't say Tony, but Dallas just didn't have it. Maybe next year."
—ESPN know-it-all Chris Berman, on the Jessica Simpson-Tony Romo split. We asked the dude if Jess and Tony's relationship was cursed like the Dallas Cowboys supposedly were during the playoffs. Remember when Jess went to watch T.R. and ended up being blamed for his s—tty performance? Even Romo teammate Terrell Owens had some choice words for the blonde. Hey, Jess, at least the commentators don't hate ya!
Is John Mayer Hot for Jessica Simpson Again?
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Supposedly a text message from John Mayer was the final straw in Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo's already rocky relationship. Radar Online reports that Tony dumped Jess on the spot when he picked up her phone, only to find that she'd been chatting back and forth with stinky J.M.
The goss earlier this year was that Tony's eye was wandering, too, which we heard was not true, so maybe Romo is one to get super-pissed if his gal is still in cahoots with her ex-lovah.
Could Jennifer Aniston's leftovers really be trying to get back with his former flame?
A friend of John's speaks out:
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Inside Paris and Doug Split: Major He-Said, She-Said
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Are you all just dying that Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt have split? Despite the fairly certain marriage plans coming from both parties, we can't say we're all that shocked it's over (how many times has Paris gone through that bustup status?). After all, what future can two people really build off of sneaky bathroom get-togethers anyway?
Well, get ready for some major he-said, she-said drama about why the split actually happened:
Miley Dumps Whatshisname. Now...Where's Nick?
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Miley just updated her Twitter saying, "True love doesn't have a happy ending, because true love never ends. Letting go is one way of saying I love you."
Well, we hope the true love that never ends is with Nick Jonas. Plus, we hope she's totally ready to move on from recently dumped boyfriend Justin Gaston.
The main reason why we were so over Justin to begin with?
Christina Ricci Breaks Off Engagement—Did She Scream Then, Too?
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We may have broken the news back in March that Christina Ricci and comedian Owen Benjamin were planning on getting hitched, but we didn't for a millisecond think these two would actually go through with the whole marriage thing. And lo and behold, Chris and her giant fiancé have split up!
Is this all to promote their new flick together, All's Faire in Love? We doubt it: