Truth, Lies & Ted: Who's the Twilight Outcast?
What advice did Jenna Dewan give in order to nab yourself a Channing Tatum? Did Mila Kunis tweet Ashton Kutcher at a very dirty time? Plus which Twilight star is on Summit's Pissed List this week? All this and much, much more in today's Truth, Lies & Ted!
Back to School Madness! Which Couple Is Homecoming Royalty?
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When choosing this category, we could have settled for something like Cutest Couple, Couple Most Likely to Last or Most Likely to Stay Married. But seeing as this is Hollywood and we're dealing with the crème de la crème (in some cases), the best couple has to be given a better title than any of those!
That's why Homecoming King and Queen is the prestigious label being awarded to whomever the student body elects for this one. Style, grace and a general feeling of envy should accompany whichever couple is chosen!
Channing Tatum's Wife = "Proud" of His Stripper Past!
Some of you readers think that Channing Tatum's too-perfect bod could never be that of a straight dude (it's hard to believe hetero's are that disciplined), but Channing's wife Jenna Dewan likes him just as his is.
Can ya blame her?
When Channing's, er Chan Crawford as he used to call himself, strip video surfaced the other week it not only showcased his rock-hard abs and ass, but also some stripper dance moves that Miley Cyrus could only dream of busting out one day. In case you are one of the few people who haven't seen it, check out Chippendale Tatum in all his glory above.
We caught up with his adorable wife Jenna this week and had to ask her about her reaction to Channing's grindin' past.
And she loves it!
Bitch-Back! Channing's Too Pretty To Be Straight?
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Ted Casablanca is traveling this week and mail is being tackled by Team Awful—so try us!
Dear Awful Truth:
Help me understand this. Channing Tatum, married? To a woman? Seriously?
—Tony Capuano, Toronto, Canada
Dear Believe It:
Ah, I bet you were one of skeptics who believed the fairy cake topper was actually Chan's, weren't you?
Dear Awful Truth:
We keep hearing about all the Hollywood celebrities hot for Rob Pattinson. We know that already and it's understandable but how come we don't hear about the ones that are hot for Kristen Stewart? Surely there are many in H'wood who find her quite irresistible! She's smart, hot, very talented, and drop-dead gorgeous. I'm sure there's a long line of equally hunky Hollywood men out there just waiting for Rob to make that mistake of letting her go. Are these guys just too afraid to come forward and admit it or are they too scared of Rob?
—Potato
Dear Pattinscared:
Are you suggesting that once Robsten is over, K.Stew will become a serial Hollywood hunk-seeker cut from the same vein as, say, Jennifer Aniston? Somehow that doesn't really seem all that likely. And guys afraid of Rob? Please. Dakota Fanning could take him.
Dear Awful Truth:
Who would you say are the hottest (as in bods) TV actors/actresses under 35?
—Hot Tamale
Dear Too Many To Name:
Without saying too many? AnnaLynne McCord, Jared Padalecki, Brittany Snow, Robert Buckley, Alexander Skarsgård, Ryan Kwanten, Blake Lively, Leighton Meester, Chace Crawford, Kaley Cuoco, Milo Ventimiglia, Adam Gregory, Cory Monteith… the hot bodies go on and on, man.
Dear Awful Truth:
I just read you description of A-List vs. B-List, etc. And I just have to ask you. What does that make "The Hoff?"
—JDW
Dear Hasselhoff Has-Been:
Hasselhoff is pure, unadulterated, glorious, full-blown Z status, and there ain't no arguing with it.
Dear Awful Truth:
Here is my question: I know the Jonas Brothers have a lot to hide, and I had a friend tell me a little bit ago that 1) they are not brothers at all, it's just a front and 2) that Joe Jonas is actually Janice Dickinson & Sylvester Stallone's love child. Thoughts?
—Setzer
Bitch-Back! Should Natalie Portman Turn Vamp?
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Dear Ted:
What would you think about Natalie Portman playing Tanya in the upcoming Twilight movies! She is one of the female vamps from the Denali clan who wanted Edward for herself and doesn't get what all the fuss is over Bella. I know it's a long shot, but I think throwing Nat into the mix would be so good! Nothing can come between Robsten in my mind, but it sure would be fun to watch.
—Casting Temptess
Dear Portman Picking:
We'd say Nat was too high profile for this sort of gig, but the Twi flicks are the new Harry Potter franchise for A-listers to sink their teeth into. Get her agent on the phone! Unless of course Kristen Stewart's worried that Rob Pattinson's eyes might wander back to Ms. Oscar nominee?
Dear Ted:
I just saw the video of Channing Tatum stripping before he became famous. So what is the other gossip on Mr. G.I. Joe studmuffin? Blind Vice material?
—Muscle lover
Dear Tatum Teaser:
Well, Chan's got a thang for costars, he's A-OK with fairies and he and Scarlett Johansson have oodles in common. Like Scar, Chan hasn't been inducted into our Blind Vice club yet—but just you wait!
Dear Ted:
Why would you say Rob doesn't have manners based off of a couple of videos last week of Rob and Kristen trying to make a quick getaway? I am sure that wasn't a priority in those moments. And from what I have heard, Rob is a very nice guy and does have manners and treats people very well, including Kristen. And why would we want him to be like Taylor Lautner? Taylor is a typical Hollywood boy. Rob isn't, which is part of his appeal. I don't want Rob to take lessons from Taylor because that would make him boring because he would lose his originality. There are enough "Taylors" in Hollywood.
—Vaughan
Truth, Lies & Ted: Is Robsten Finally Free?
How the hell does Channing Tatum maintain that perfectly lickable Chippendale's body of his? And have Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart been given the A-OK to hook up and get naughty wherever they damn well please? Plus, more on Marlon Wayans' funny ways, and you'll never guess who is pissing me the ef off this week in today's Truth, Lies & Ted.
Secrets of Channing Tatum's Weird Wedding Cake!
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We know Channing Tatum is just as scorching hot as Scarlett Johansson—their Do-Me Meter ended in a superclose draw. But CT's lovely new wife and Step Up co-star Jenna Dewan ain't so blah herself.
And unlike ScarJo and her always-missing-in-action hubby Ryan Reynolds, the totally cute new Ms. and Mr. were in total post-nuptial bliss at the G.I. Joe screening at Grauman's Chinese. Nice to see a celeb couple totally not in denial of one another! (Scar and Ryan? Robsten? You listening?) Almost didn't recognize Chan without his shirt off, to be honest, good thing he was holding tight to his own G.I. Joe action figure while being interviewed, so we could know who we were dishing with.
So how's the superstud handling his first month of marriage? And what the ef was up with that crazy-ass wedding cake? Channing exclusively tells us the answers:
Do-Me Meter: G.I. Joe vs. Iron Man 2!
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Thanks to Comic-Con and the sizzlin' summer heat, we're totally hungry for pretty popcorn flicks starring scorching stars. And thank horny heavens there are a ton o' hot pieces of movie tail to choose from!
At the top of the beauteous pile, tho, are clearly two front-runners as the hottest blockbuster babes: G.I. Joe's Channing Tatum and Iron Man 2's Scarlett Johansson. (Sure, IM2 won't be released until next May, but ScarJo's totally whetting our appetite with the released promo stills of her in action.) Both hons are in A-list movies that are competing for their respective summer seasons, and both Chan and Scar are young, fresh newlyweds with careers that are totally on fire. But which action throbber is more doable?
Tough call. In fact, it's too close to call. We're caught between a ScarJo rack and Channing's hard abs. Guess it's a draw?
But...what if we factor in their costars to pick which flick will be the sexiest? In that regard, it's obvious that the hotter cast is...
Who’s the Hottest Dude of Summer? The Results!
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Last week we raised the supervital question: Who is this summer's most sizzling stud? Robert Pattinson, Zac Efron, Channing Tatum and Brüno (aka Sacha Baron Cohen) were our four nominees, and it's safe to say that the winner came as no surprise with more than 60 percent of you all picking R.Pattz.
Far more interesting was the second-place winner:
Who's the Hottest Dude of Summer?
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Scoring a GQ cover for a guy is kinda the gal's equivalent to being front and center on Vogue. It's a delicious honor. Even an AT stud-fave, and summer blockbuster sensation, Chris Pine could only could score an inside spread.
So behold the mugs of four of the summer cover boys: Zac Efron, Robert Pattinson, Brüno and Channing Tatum.
R.Pattz may have been the April issue, but let's face it, he's been everywhere in the media the past couple of months.
Now Rob addicts, let's be fair here—we're not judging only on looks. Take for ince Channing's abs, Brüno's controversial buzz-worthiness, and Zac's public lady juggling. We wouldn't kick any of these guys outta bed. Well, except Bruno. Sacha Baron Cohen is questionable.
Are You Smarter Than a Gossip Columnist? Really Rude Edition!
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Some celebs, believe it or not, are sweeter than sweet. Adam Lambert, for example, is always so friggin' pleasant with us—he'd prolly trade hair tips with us for hours, if we asked.
But some famous types pretend to be nice, like Rachael Ray, while really reeling underneath their phony grins.
Then there are rude dudes like our current big-budget-pic mystery man. Guys like him just don't seem to give a damn about everyday folks, hence, the public douche bag behavior you're about to read about. Can you guess who it is? Go on and try!