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What's a desperate show to do when it's getting less-than-stellar ratings? Add tons of attention-grabbing crap into the mix to make you watch, of course!

Gossip Girl is only in its third season but it's slowly but surely jumping the proverbial shark. First, by tapping Lady Gaga to appear on the CW drama as herself ('cause celeb cameos always blend in so well with the storyline), and now announcing there's gonna be a threesome on the show between three main cast members.

Hey, we're not ones to look a gift threesome in the mouth—we just won't approve 'til we know which three characters it's gonna be. Chace Crawford would bland up any sex scene, and Taylor Momsen is still too underage to think about in sexual scenarios. But Leighton Meester, Ed Westwick and guest star Hilary Duff doin' the nasty? No complaints here!

In fact, we can think of another ménage-au-trois' we'd love to see on our TV sets...

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Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie are def a real couple, but totally enjoy a fake tan together.

Right after returning from a sexy Maui vacay, the pale pair were tanned, airbrush-style, at Hil's Toluca Lake house with Fake Bake, which makes emergency house calls to the stars!

Despite some frisky beach photos, they barely stepped into the sun their whole time in Hawaii—too busy romping around their hotel room, perhaps? Or just terrified of skin cancer? We bet it's the former!

Jeez, why head to a tropical paradise and not one of Mike's chilly hockey games if you aren't gonna take advantage of the sun? Unless you're just in the mood for pineapple?

Oh, and, Hil, you're not foolin' anyone with the fake tan, especially now that we squealed how ya got it!

One dude whose career has been on a permanent vacation as of late was...

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We remember the days back when Hilary Duff was a teen sensation, Lindsay Lohan's rival, Paris Hilton's protégé, every tween girl's role model and every boy's girl-next-door fantasy. Is it just us, or is Princess Duff on her way to becoming Princess Pork? We normally tend to avoid such misogynistic queries, so let us explain:

While Hil-doll, whom we usually adore, doesn't look entirely bad, this not-so-flattering photo of the Story of Bonnie and Clyde chick reminds us that most often karma's a real bitch—especially when the subject in question is being, well, a bitch. Remember the feud between Hilary and Faye Dunaway (who first took on Bonnie and Clyde 42 years ago) in which both broads exchanged some harsh words over the Bonnie remake? After shooting off some criticism about Dunaway's admittedly unfortunate looks earlier this year, maybe the bad-karma cops came to visit Hilary (instead of years later, as usual) and gifted her with some added calories and pounds, which will most likely send La Dunaway into a near-hysterical frenzy of mouth-slobbering satisfaction. Just wondering, is all. Maybe it would have been best to let poor Faye just suffer in plastic-surgery silence back then, Hilary.

Was Rihanna behaving badly before her pre-Grammy Brown bustup? Is a Desperate Housewife truly gone for good? And just how short a leash are the American Idol contestants on? Way shorter than one Katie Holmes is chained to, fer sure. Plus, find out why we're as pissed at Duff in Truth, Lies & Ted!

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Ran into Hilary Duff over Grammys weekend at brunch. Remember that battle of words Duff dove right into with legendary loony Faye Dunaway? And as vital as two bitches slapping each other in public can be in the life of a Hollywood gossip columnist, the Rihanna tragedy took precedence first.

But today, babes, I'm happy to report the gloves are so still off between these two bleached blondes, it simply couldn't get any more delicious!

In case you've been hiding under a rock the size of Dunaway's hair-extension bill, the long-ago Oscar winner and notorious crank-a-thon reportedly criticized Duff, who she deemed an unknown no-talent, for taking on one of her best-known roles, that of the blondie moll in Bonnie and Clyde.

Duff fired back that it's Dunaway who nobody knows, not her, and, besides, Hilary'd be cranky, too, "if she looked like that." A not-so-veiled insult at Dunaway's obvious tinkering to her face. Holy merde, mamas, what a friggin' standoff!

I asked Duff straightaway if she'd heard from La Dunaway:

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