Twitterverses: Killer Whales = Sharks, If You're Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson Twitter Page twitter.com/JessicaSimpson

•  Jessica Simpson really has issues with aquatic creatures. First, she infamously confuses chicken and tuna. Now she thinks killer whales are comparable to sharks.

•  Does this mean Pete Wentz is actually traveling with his family, or, by "family," does he mean Fall Out Boy bandmates?

•  Nicole Richie points out that Samantha Ronson doesn't have braces is the neatest corn-on-the-cob eater ever. You needed to know this.

•  Miley Cyrus recommends you stay away from jealous people. We recommend you stay away from John Mayer on Sundays.

•  Fran Drescher sure gets around. We second her "oy."

•  Tweet Topic: You're talking about Star Trek, and so are the stars. Adam McKay thought Jennifer Garner and Matthew McConaughey were great in it, while Greg Grunberg claims his voice-over makes him the movie's equivalent of Charlie from Charlie's Angels.

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