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Chris Brown: "I Ain't a Monster"

Chris Brown took a few seconds out of bowling with Bow Wow to finally (sort of) address the Rihanna stuff on his buddy's justin.tv channel.

The whole thing got started with an album plug, natch. His upcoming record is called Graffiti so "be ready for that," and a new single will drop this summer. Then comes this disclaimer:

"Everybody that’s haters, they just been haters. All my real fans, I love you all. I ain’t a monster."

Well, that's up to the courts, we suppose, if they ever get around to deciding anything about those double felony charges. Meanwhile Rihanna continues to let her fierce hair do the talking.

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Afternoon Fix: Ashlee Simpson-Wentz Is Finally Free to Dye Her Hair

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• Rob Pattz isn't the only one with some new hair. Now that Ashlee's birthed that baby of hers, she hit up the salon for blond hair before heading home for a Texas Christmas.

You better throw out whatever Christmas tree you just bought and get yourself a Noble Fir. It's the hot celeb tree, and how are you supposed to enjoy the holidays without the same tree as Jennifer Aniston?

Germany thinks this is what Angelina Jolie looks like.

Join Matthew McConaughey as he recounts "some real just keep livin (jkl) moments" from his recent travels.

Mary-Kate Olsen is laughing all the way to the Barneys sale racks in her recession hat.

It's really sort of strange seeing Tyra Banks as a normal person.

Well, helloooo, Mr. President.

The City is just as fake as The Hills? Nooo! We thought we could trust MTV this time.

Craving a little more celeb scoop? Check out our Big Picture gallery!

Rise 'n' Shine: Papa Lohan Would Like to Make an Announcement Regarding LiLo and SamRo

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While Lindsay spends some time with Samantha Ronson's family in Miami, Michael Lohan is running around telling the press how he doesn't approve of her relationship because of his Christian faith.

More evidence to support the greatest teen romance in the history of the Disney Channel budding between Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez.

Were the Brangelina twins photoshopped to look like they were laughing? If these kids are going to be celebs, they better get used to it at an an early age.

Want the face of Madonna? It's yours for $30,000, and here's a handy list of what to ask for.

Hills starer Audrina finally lands the magazine cover she's been dreaming of her whole life. Sadly, there's no doubt Tyra & Co. would rip it apart for lack of fierceness.

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Mohawk Nation Rihanna's relentless publicity tour for her album Rated R begins with a retro-fierce hairstyle

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