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You'd think Nicole Kidman has it all.

The joyous parenting union with country hitmaker Keith Urban. The spotlight-free life in bucolic Nashville. The film career that keeps on giving.

But yet the gifted lady admits she is lacking in one department.

Boobs.

Until she was nursing daughter Sunday, at least, when the hormone fairy granted her breast wishes.

"They're not very big, my boobs, so they just became normal size," Kidman revealed to Ladies' Home Journal. "I loved it! I felt very Woman. When you've had a slightly androgynous body your whole life, having breasts is a nice feeling."

Presumably Keith goes along with that. 

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See Nicole's peaks...and lows in this Fashion Spotlight gallery.

Tireless Joel McHale spent hours suffering through bad TV to bring you another week of fabulous Soup. Now it's your turn.

• When Aaron Carter signed on for Dancing With the Stars, he didn't sign up for germs from a civilian.

• Blabbermouth Ray J tries to keep mum on a major secret for his new season. Not hard enough.

• Tyra reveals the horrors of the latest get-thin-quick scheme for women: the tapeworm diet. Do you measure up?

• Shayne Lamas is proud of her Latin heritage. And will get near-naked to prove it.

• Explore the erotic delights of shooting high-powered deadly weapons with military hedonist R. Lee Ermey.

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Plenty more erotic delights (well, delights, anyway) await you in the Soup blog video gallery.

The creative process that artists endure—confronting personal fears, reaching deep within themselves for meaning—is often devastating and painful.

Just ask housewife Kim Zolciak, a woman so traumatized by entering the recording studio, she is reduced to tears and virtually unable to speak.

Who can blame her? She had to sing the words "Don't be tardy for the party." Five times in row!

Kim's suffered for her music. Now it's your turn.

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Guess which one of her fellow Housewives just hit Fashion Week with her collection? Check out our story to find out.

When the going gets small, the Soup gets condensed.

And when the collective posteriors of some of the biggest talents in chat TV get seated, they get a big new couch. At least that's the situation on The View.

If for some unimaginable reason an attractive, comfy sectional doesn't blow your skirt up, intrepid young Joel McHale also brings you a mother who enjoys shaving the thighs of her muscular, Speedo-clad son.

Don't worry, there's more where this came from on a frothy new Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.

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Can't wait till then? There's a fully stocked larder of tasty morsels awaiting you in our Soup blog video gallery. Dig in!

Though flames may be licking at the propane tank that powers the E! transmitter on the roof of the liquor store, brave Joel McHale has suited up to rescue your tiny dose of Soup.

This week the boys on Tool Academy are in for a nasty shock—mainly that they're on Tool Academy. Thank God Lorenzo Lamas' career is back on the map with Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, and Andrew Zimmern unveils his new show, where he gets in a man's pants.

All this and more comes your way tonight in a spanking new Soup at 10 p.m. ET/PT.

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It's an end-of-summer Saturday, and that means cartwheels in the park and neck bones in the kettle. And time to take a look at what happened in Soup land last week.

• Top-heavy Bridezilla Melissa B. demands her future hubby trade in his boys club for her treasure chest. Ickier than it sounds.

• Party fox Kim Kardashian hits the shooters with a vengeance on Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. Gee, there's just something about a sexy girl throwing up…

• It's Rachel Zoe's frenzied assisstants versus Eva Mendes's hair. Hellish enough, then the cell phones conk out!

• It took a stagefull of gyrating, lingerie-clad women, but it finally happened: The Hoff came out of his shell.

• Even murder takes a backseat to bitchery among the desperate ladies on Real Chance of Love 2. 

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Want more? Check out what's in store in the Soup blog video gallery.

It's been a roller coaster week of bad TV in Soup land. Let's take a look before another wave of motion sickness kicks in:

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Conditions were windy yesterday at the Buick Open in Grand Blanc, Mich., as golf legend Tiger Woods sized up the 18th hole, but it had nothing to do with the weather. Let's just say that Woods' shot wasn't the only thing breaking.

Whether the duffer's errant fluffer was a personal tribute to what may be the final Buick Open, we'll never know, but it made—for a few seconds at least—golf worth watching. 

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For more stuff worth watching, rip into the Soup blog video gallery.

What do Leah Pipes and a Carl's Jr. teriyaki burger have in common?

Only Carl's has a chunk of seared pineapple wedged between its buns, so that's not it, but both did enjoy the mouth ministrations of bikini-friendly Audrina Patridge.

After the burger's recent beachside mastication session, Leah gets sloppy seconds in the upcoming summer romp Sorority Row. And if that sounds like a movie filled with sexy, stuck-up college babes who do things like make out with each other while killing and being killed, you're right.

Which—compared with a seasonal batch of films including a comedian dying of a rare blood disorder, a Bruckheimer effort about angry guinea pigs and yet another trip to the Harry Potter well—earns S.R. a big Soup-soaked thumbs-up.

Though Audrina was right. More tongue would have been nice.

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If you're looking for more action, there's always plenty to be found in the Soup Blog video gallery.

For the troika of blonde reality-show vixens, it was a challenging week of waxing, wretching and gut-wrenching choices. Let's share their pain:

• Neglectful groundskeeper Kendra confronts the painful hair today, gone tomorrow challenge.

• Brooke Hogan finds swilling astro-pee a wee bit much.

• Yes, there's a difference between police and firefighters. Witness Paris Hilton's brain at work.

• Surf without turf tips the scales for a finicky Bridezilla. Barf ahoy?

• Lady Schick's hawking personal groomers, but based on the ad's imagery, is it intended to tidy up women ... or their male partners? Note to Mrs. Soup Blog: Keep that weed whacker to yourself!

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Meet New Yorker Josaine, an Internet radio host (despite diction that makes Rosie Perez sound like Laurence Olivier) and confirmed nightmare bride-to-be.

She's apparently an amateur allergist as well, having discovered  that ingesting chicken, steak or french fries prevents an allergic reaction when she's devouring seafood.

Something she forgot on her first date with unfortunate future husband Bobby, when scarfing surf grub landed her in the hospital. Which is all his fault, of course.

As Jillian Harris caroms from man to man on her emotional overload of chaste flirtation, she's encountered a variety of adult situations: Tanner P.'s rabid toe fetish, Ed's heavy choice between fake reality-show love and his real job, her own deep concern that one of the men has a girlfriend (despite the fact that she's currently dating 10 guys.)

Now her search for the kind of mature, simple passion that will last a lifetime finds lonely Jillian atop a glacier with Jesse, "in heaven." For Jesse, it's the best day of his life. Even better than when he got a Tonka truck at age 6. 

And that's counting when he got Megaman a year later, and those Power Rangers Turbo Shifters, and even that Star Trek: The Next Generation Klingon cruiser!

So this is like, a pretty awesome day!

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