Rob Flies Back to L.A. With Kristen
Glad our little travel-tip yesterday turned out to be true.
Robert Pattinson landed back in Los Angeles with GF Kristen Stewart yesterday after unwinding together all weekend in NYC.
Even People magazine has deets of Rob and Kristen full-on making out in public Friday night. Robsten doubters are you even out there still?
So can we get used to this new Robsten? Ya know, the same undercover lovers who try so hard to never be snapped in the same frame together...
Would You Do...Natalie Portman and Her Blossoms?
Any excuse to put up a picture of Natalie Portman is OK by us!
Nat celebrated the premiere of her new flick Brothers and looked absolutely yumma-do-me while doing it. But a little on the thin side, no? Guess that's Hollywood for ya.
Love the hair, love the makeup, love the dress. Her 'do looks classy, while the strapless mini, busty-bouquet number keeps her looking young. We forget the age of this mature Harvard alum sometimes, but we do know that that vibrant blue hue is impeccable.
One thing missing from the party was costar Jake Gyllenhaal.
Is that because he was home playing with his hair?
Abuse Us Some More, Rob Pattinson!
This is too friggin' funny. While Robert Pattinson taped a segment for the The Ellen DeGeneres Show (airing Friday), he asked a fan to strip off her clothes. And she did!
"I was doing a preinterview for this [show], and I immediately regretted saying that," the awkwardly adorable R.Pattz says. "I sound like I'm actually just abusing my position.
"It was after a period of signing 500 signatures, and one of [the fans] just came up. You kind of get 10 seconds with each person and you never really say anything, and I kind of got bored of saying, 'Hey, how are you doing?' And [the fan] said in her 10 seconds, 'What can I do to get your attention?' I was like, 'Um, just take your clothes off.' And she stood there and frantically started taking her clothes off and got dragged out of the room by security. I never felt more terrible."
This makes us love Rob 10 times more! Perverted, huh? We would start messing with fans, too, after a while. Actually, we're shocked R.Pattz hasn't done it more. He has so much power over these helpless ones! Might as well make it entertaining.
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Jensen's Engaged! So Is Jackles in Trouble?
It looks like Jackles may be over.
The Supernatural costars—and super besties—Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki may need to redefine their relaysh now that Jensen is taking the next step with longtime girlfriend Danneel Harris.
Jensen's rep confirms to E! News that the two are indeed engaged.
So what does that mean for our favorite TV BFFs? Can they still find time to hang all the time, or will the missus be in the way?
Behold! The New Chaz Bono!
It looks like Chastity Bono's transformation is just about complete.
Like we reported ages ago, C.B. was undergoing a sex-change operation, and the first pics have surfaced of Chaz looking, well, shall we say a bit manlier. We don't know if the operation's happened yet, but the recent pics look different, no?
Even though Bono's Cher_Show_.html" target="_blank">proposed reality show with Cher may not have been a success (since it never actually got picked up), it looks like all is going according to plan in his personal life. So what do you think of the new Chaz?
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Kirstie Alley Says Polanski "Won't Be Brought Down"
At the annual Monte Carlo charity poker tournament game this past weekend, fellow player Kirstie Alley told me she believes rapist Roman Polanksi "won't be brought down." At least not while he's still fleeing his 1977 charges involving 13-year-old Samantha Geimer in L.A.
"What will it take for him to brought to justice?" I asked the very outspoken critic of Hollywood's response.
"For him to be extradited back to this country," she said, evenly. "And it'll never happen. Too many people are on his side."
And that's just for starters...
With This Face, Would You Do Rachel McAdams?
Who can't love Rachel McAdams? She's one of the few classy, charming actresses in this town, and we totally adore her. But what the ef is going on with her face in this pic?
The usually stunning Rachel is popping up everywhere in NYC for Fashion Week, and while she typically can do no wrong in our eyes, there's nothing right about McAdams' puss here, while she's sitting next to her bestie of the week, Vogue's chief diva-with-a-whip, Anna Wintour.
If we didn't know Rache any better, we'd say they were almost in the same age bracket. Why's that?
The Best of Eric Dane's Worst Porn Pickup Lines
Poor, poor Kari Ann Peniche. While she's the least known of the blink-and-you'll-miss-it nude tape with Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart, sad little K-hon is getting the most crap for it! It just ain't fair she's being labeled a sex addict.
But it's Grey's hottie Dane who should be the one getting slapped across the damn face. Have you heard the terrible, terrible, porn-worthy lines he spews in this thing? To wax Meredith Grey, seriously! Nothing makes us want to kick a guy out of bed more than when he leans over, kisses us tenderly and blurts out a gem like, "You're a great hang."
Are you kidding?
And that's not the worst of it. There are other orgasmtastic lines that would make even Jenna Jameson cringe...
Rumor Patrol: Two Twilight Stars Get Screwed!
Contrary to increasingly suspicious reports, Robert Pattison does have a girlfriend, let's get that clear. "So on," our myriad Twi sources tell us regarding the gorgeous twosome of R.Pattz and Kristen Stewart—who are back and cozy again in much closer proximity to each other than they were most of the summer.
So far, Eclipse is looking to be a very Robsten-lovin' smoochfest. But let's back up a bit and get some things straight, as it were:
Sometimes it just sucks to be a movie star. For every hand that offers you money and adoration, there's always another waiting to bitch-slap you across the face. As is the case with two of our faves from the Twilight cast...
R.Pattz Photographed Leaving Kristen’s House?
Ask and you shall receive, no? After months of patience we got a tad pissy this ayem wanting a little more Robsten interaction, and look what we came across: Robert Pattinson apparently winding his way down the hill leaving Kristen Stewart's house!
PopSugar usually knows its stuff, so we bet that if Rob isn't leaving K.Stew's, he is speeding his ass there. And how.
Maybe those paparazzi are smarter than people give them credit for?
Topless 50-Plus Sharon Stone: Screw You, Ageists!
Sharon Stone knows how to stay quasi-relevant, I'll give her that much. At 51, the Oscar-nominated actress had the guts to pose topless in a raunchy leather getup for France's Paris Match.
And if that superslim crotch area looks familiar, remember she showed it all in Basic Instinct. That, of course, was also a great stunt the now mom-to-three pulled off to notorious, winning reviews.
Think Paula Abdul and Nicollette Sheridan would still have their jobs if they knew how to strut, strip and shape their bods as Stone shows she still can? Let's get real, here. Older gals in H'wood are totally screwed, especially with...
Which Iron Man 2 Star Is Sexier: ScarJo or RDJ?
Next year's obvious blockbuster hit Iron Man 2 is already deep into filming, and tons of new stills have just been released.
The most tummy-yummy so far? Robert Downey Jr. and Scarlett Johansson, obviously (sorry Gwyneth Paltrow). These two are supergorge but have totally different appeals going for them.
Take RDJ—back from career hell and dee-lish again in a rugged way. He's struggled with a lot, including rehab, and has reattached himself to Hollywood's A-list. ScarJo, on the other hand, has arguably had everything handed to her—albeit because of her own talents and moxie. But she's got the perfectly good-looking spouse, a non-Lohan-esque career and boobs to die for!
What type of sexy do you prefer?
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