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"Oh man, is that is a loaded question...I think any person is tamable if they wanna be."

—Law Abiding Citizen's Viola Davis when asked if costar and perpetual bachelor Jamie Foxx is able to be domesticated.

Davis took an extra long time on the red carpet thinking how to answer the tough q as delicately as possible without flat-out saying "no." Don't worry, hon, we totally read between the lines.

We wouldn't be surprised if Foxx, who just fathered a love child with a mystery gal, gets together with Jude Law once a month just to yak about all the babes they lead on, knowing they'll never fully commit. Should George C. be in this players club, too, ya think?

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Sure, it's no shocker Jamie Foxx can act, sing and look damn good while doing it. But can he bite?

We asked the Oscar winner at the Grauman's Chinese Theatre premiere of his new flick, Law Abiding Citizen, if he'd ever consider jumping on the vamp bandwagon and playing one helluva sexy fanger, on TV or in the movies.

I mean, after all, do you all have any idea the impressive number of romantic partners this sometimes-smarmy lover sinks his pearlies into? So what was Jamie's comeback, you ask?

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Is Cam Gigandet a total jerk to his Twi-fans? Is Rihanna finally dishing all the dirty details about her nasty Chris sitch? And does Jamie Foxx have supersmooth moves when it comes to picking up pretty ladies, or does he misfire bigger than Gerard Butler? Join the a-hole-hunting adventure in this week's Truth, Lies & Ted!

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Dear Ted:
I read your column every morning, and I can't sit idly by when you are trashing everything I believe in. First, let me say that I believe same-sex couples should be entitled to everything from a legal standpoint that hetero couples enjoy. However, the concept of marriage was born in the church; therefore, it is a religious concept. Like it or not, it does say in my Bible that marriage is between one man and one woman. If you want to enjoy the same legal benefits, then why not push for civil unions? Maybe we're just caught up in semantics here, but marriage, as a religious concept, is not meant for same-sex couples.
—K.B., Houston

Dear God:
So glad you aren't twittering yet. Staying away from it 'cause you know Ashton Kutcher would still have more followers? P.S. Bite me.

Dear Ted:
Some people are complaining that you didn't talk about Robert Pattinson's parents being with him and Kristen to celebrate his birthday. Can you clarify for all us Robsten lovers out there? Thanks.
—T

Dear Read the Slang:
We said Rob's 'rents, as in parents, were at dinner with Kristen and the gang. And if you look at the pics of Pattinson leaving with Stewart, you can see that his family left with them. We don't need to point out every Robsten detail do we? I mean, the Twi detractors are asking for less, not more. Can't we just leave things the way they are?

Dear Ted:
Please tell us Nikki Reed is not going to Italy for New Moon. She is a hard pill to swallow, especially since her part in the series was so grossly miscast. Seems like her leave of absence was a Robsten-requested punishment, but now Summit is letting her show her face again because it needs her to resume her role of cock blocker and tattletale. Can you find out if the travel plans she's been blabbing about this week are true? Thanks!
—JinNola

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"He almost lost it completely on The Soloist, so it's little wonder he went nuts on Miley like that. I mean, people just don't know how close to the edge he really was."

—Tight bud to Soloist star Jamie Foxx, who shocked the world by saying Miley Cyrus should go on drugs, among other choice debauched activities. Uh, just because J.F. played a mentally challenged dude in a movie doesn't mean it's OK to go all mental on a kid, even it's one who's more ambitious than he is
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