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The countdown to Halloween is on, in this spooky edition of Truth, Lies & Ted. From the Gosselins to Robsten, we relive the top 6 creepiest stories of the year. Think you know which tale AT deems No. 1? Click play...if you dare.

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Halloween's in seconds, babes, and looks like every celeb, from A-list to whatever the ef Octomom counts as, is getting in on the Halloween fun.

Nadya Suleman took a photo op dressed as a pregnant nun, har har! Gal's got a killer sense of humor, no? Why else would she dress up her darling brood of babies as devils and flaunt them in front of the press?

Team Awful woulda dressed Nadya in an invisibility cloak so we could forget she existed for one night. But maybe some other famous faces will take our perf costume suggestions picked specifically for them?

Grab a handful of naughty treats everybody and take a peek!

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Except for Paris Hilton, young stars from the Really Awards, at the Music Box theater in H'wood, are learning fast: Bash with the best of 'em!

Turns out, almost every single reality show star we polled hates the Gosselins (particularly Jon), as much as folks I Twitter with seem to despise Ms. Hilton, who, by the way, chose to remain mum on the manic family.

See whatcha did, Jon? You've turned your own kind against you! Check out what your fave personalities from reality TV had to say about Jon, Kate and the Plus 8:

QUESTION: Are you Team Kate or Team Jon?

Frangela (Frances Callier and Angela Shelton), I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here: "Oh, totally Team Kate. When you push out all those babies, I don't care what kind of bitch you are, he needs to stay with her. [Jon] is a douche."

More delicious trashings:

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Round one belonged to Kate Gosselin, as a judge ordered Jon yesterday to pay back the majority of the $235,000 he withdrew from their joint bank account. But is everyone forgetting there is way more at stake here than the mini Jon & Kate Plus 8 empire—like those eight kids, perhaps?

Since everyone—the public, Nancy Grace and the judge—seem to be Team Kate right now, could she possibly use this momentum to hit Jon where it hurts, aside from just his dwindling pocketbook?

We checked with one of our legal insiders to see if Jon's weird behavior means he's in danger of losing those kids he sometimes seems to care so much about...

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Is Jon Gosselin trying to mess up his life on purpose, just for a slice of fame? The douche dude's lost his wife, his dogs, his TV show, and now his fiancé doesn't even really want him.

Hailey Glassman took to her Twitter to announce that she doesn't wanna marry Jon anymore, Tweeting "seeing everything go on I NEVER want to get married-LOL, no joke though."

Looks like the only people who are still interested in what he's doing is Michael Lohan and the gossip-lovin' public.

We're losing our minds trying to follow all this Gosselin drama, but could the next thing Jon loses be his kids?

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Dear Ted:
I'm baffled. Why do you keep going after Jon Gosselin, when Kate Gosselin is just as much of a con-man and guilty of pimping her children out? Granted, Jon is a tool, no doubt, but a simple Google search will turn up plenty o' facts about ol' Kate and her money-grubbing, witchy, and questionable parenting ways. And I'm sorry, I know everyone talks about how pretty she is—please! She looks like she's always got food stored in the sides of her cheeks ala The Godfather. All I'm saying is, she's just as evil and the media is making her out to be some kind of saint in that whole mess. And she is not. Thanks! You're the best!
—Mel 

Dear Jon-Sided:
I'm so sick of both of them I could scream. But at least Kate is still taking care of the kids, and supporting them. While both Gosselin's have selfish intentions, it's the whole "lesser of two evils" thing, ya know? The lesser being Kate, shocker.

Dear Ted:
Hey, love all you guys. Roman Polanski stinks, but I bet you smell wonderful Teddy Bear! Quick question: if Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart just gave the paps what they want (i.e. public kissing/hand holding/ass grabbing...sorry), do you think the relentless hounding and chasing would die down a bit? I personally think it would.
—Bubble

Dear Picture Perfect:
It would for a while...that first shot is going for a lot hence the over-stalking by the paparazzi. Robsten would unfortunately still be hunted down after that.

Dear Ted:
Love you and love Robsten, too! I have an observation and a question from the video taken on Saturday night at their hotel. I have mixed feelings on this footage. On one hand, I agree that they should not be hounded or hurt and certainly would not expect for them to stop when there is a large crowd of excited fans! However, on Saturday it appears that they simply missed the elevator and there were a couple of hotel guests just standing there waiting for the elevator, as well. The paps were outside the hotel, it seems and an onlooker took the "elevator pix" of Kristen Stewart. I guess my feeling is that since there were so few people at this one spot, it could have been an opportunity to be gracious and well, normal, which both of them seem to want so desperately. Instead there are apologies and anxiety. My question is...can we expect them from now on to be totally distant from fans, even when it appears that they are not in any danger? It was so weird! 
—Lrosenthal 

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Dear Ted:
I'm upset that stars I respected, like Natalie Portman and Tilda Swinton, are defending Roman Polanski. Do they actually think vaginally and anally raping a 13-year-old is no big thing, or are they cynically trying to be on his good side if he directs again? So sorry to hear about your heartache!
—Marian

Dear Good Question:
Honestly, it hurts my brain too much to try to understand some people's way of thinking. Like, get a clue, people—imagine just how that violation might feel before you sign on to condone it.

Dear Ted:
What's your take on all this Jon Gosselin nonsense? Two questions. Who is going to support this family if the show is taken away? Do you think it's in the best interest of the children for the show to end?
—Madisyn

Dear Labor Laws:
Absolutely I think the show should end. With Jon out parading his penis and its new fling every 5 minutes, these kids already are more likely to catch Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan syndrome. Kate may be a shrew, but she's a hard working one at that. She'll bring home the bitchy bacon. 

Dear Ted:
I just read the excerpts from the magazine article Kristen Stewart did with Interview magazine. Her level of maturity and her ability to articulate blew me away. Some consider KS awkward, socially inept and even "bitchy" (to use a word I hate), but I believe she was very sincere in her responses, unlike other actors who "BS" their way through interviews. What's your deep down, truly honest opinion of KS? Your insight carries a great deal of weight with your fans, especially since you have studied and interviewed her yourself. Thanks
—Ann

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Okay—this whole Jon and Kate Plus Eight, Minus Kate, now Minus Jon business has us totally irked. We thought this douchebag would be way gone by now. But, like herpes, he keeps popping up all over the place in a quite annoying way.

Now Gosselin is making some bulls--t plea on Larry King saying he's had an epiphany (yeah, sure) and wants to be a better person. Oh really, is that why you're toying with your kid's emotional state by trying to stall your divorce?

We can't even keep up with the ridiculous stuff surrounding this obviously troubled guy, so let's go back to the basics, shall we?

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Paging Dr. Pattinson—will Rob be coming to House? And what has Jon Gosselin done to out-douche Kanye West? All this, plus tons more dish in today's helping of Truth, Lies & Ted. 

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While our hearts are still breaking over poor Jessica Simpson's coyote-swiped Daisy, we've got even more pooches to pray for. Jon Gosselin is blaming Kate (who else?) for having to get rid of his dogs.

The d-bag's sending the family's two German Shepherds, Shoka and Nala, back to the breeder because he claims his soon-to-be ex-wifey doesn't want them around in their Pennsylvania home when Jon isn't around. He tells E! News, "It's not fair to the dogs to not be wanted in their own home," he said.

Is he talking about the German Shepherds, or himself?

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Dear Ted:
Will the Gosselins ever go away? It's obvious that Jon is more interested in how he despises his ex more than tending to his children. I wish Jon and Kate would stop seeking validation from the public and start focusing on their own children instead. It's sad.
—Roxy

Dear Gagged by Gosselins:
Oh honey, I'm so over them and their ridiculous ways. Those poor kids are going to have more problems than Lindsay and Paris combined. I mean, like anybody's concerned about them at this point.

Dear Ted:
I know how you feel about Robsten, and I agree we will never get a PDAish confirmation. I'm just wondering if you agree with me that it would probably make everyone's lives a lot easier (including the fans') if they just made a small gesture. Hand-holding, arms around one another, a documented romantic glance or smile? In my opinion, avoiding any and all of this stuff is just more obvious, building rumor and speculation, and making it 10 times worse for all involved. So, what's your opinion on the subtle romantic advance?
—Love games

Dear Not So Subtle:
Rob and Kristen have been doing the coy love glances for eons now. So the small gesture needs to be grander than that. Much.

Dear Ted:
With all the talk about beards lately, I was wondering why Perez has been calling women on his site beards? Is he trying to out the Blind Vices you create?
—Jules

Dear Pish Posh:
Who?

Dear Ted:
It's kinda nice you and countless other virtual fans out there want Robsten to be together. The majority of us don't know these two personally, yet we feel protective of them and want the best for them. Do you recall any celebrity couple that fans have felt this strongly about before?
—Gabby

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Unless you haven't been paying close attention, we love us some Robsten. And it's not just because Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are a mouthwatering combination (they are!), but because their adoration for one another is totally rebellious.

Their overprotective studio, Summit, doesn't want them together and is doing anything in its power to create distance between the two. But Twilight's Romeo and Juliet choose to revolt and keep up their relaysh, however clandestine it is right now.

Robsten's hardly the first couple in H'wood not to conform to the public's expectations—take a gander at our Rebel Lovers gallery, where we applaud some daring guys and dolls who did anything for love...even things we never asked them to do.

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See who rocks the system for romance in our Rebel Lovers gallery