Emmys Snub = Totally Your Own Fault!
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We're totally disappointed our naughtier, TV version of Twilight, True Blood, didn't get one damn friggin' single Emmy nom, not even any of the delicious actors involved. Doesn't the Academy drool over fangs and abs like we do?
Apparently not.
But even more absent from the Emmy noms list than Paqmo was the grab bag of attention-whore celebs you see in the rags and especially in this here blolumn.
Think that's a coincidence?
Paris Hilton, the Forgetful Drag Queen
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You all loved our last Paris Hilton skewering after that total denunciation of sinful oral exploits she shared with the world on Kathy Griffin's Life on the D-List. Well, Kath, the generous babe she is, offered some behind-the-scenes goodies on working with Pare-poo in her too-funny comedy act, which we checked out at Mandelay Bay in Vegas over the holiday weekend.
Kath did commend Paris for being extremely nice to work with, but that's where the compliments pretty much ended:
Paris Hilton Is in Total Denial
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Does Paris Hilton have any idea who she really is? P likes to act like a li'l, pink angel in front of the cameras, but behind closed doors (which are usually eventually opened up for public consumption, either from P's phone getting hacked or her forgetting to pay rent for storage units), P.H. is anything but angelic.
She's been documented yelling racial slurs, doing drugs and doing endless duds of men, for starters. That's how the world sees her, but Princess P's got a more regal view of herself, as she proved on her guest stint on Kathy Griffin's My Life on the D-List earlier this week.
Kath preparing her crotch to shop with Pare-poo is hilarious enough, but the best part of Ms. Hilton's boob-tube cameo?
Blab Blab Blab: Kathy Griffin Kicks Miss Cali Down
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"I think Miss California should lose her crown. She's already lost her dignity."
—Kathy Griffin, who thinks Carrie Prejean can bitch about gay marriage all she wants if she's not wearing a tiara at the time. Let's hope Donald Trump agrees with Kath on this one when he makes his mind up! Then we can go back to more important matters, like being horrified by Octomom's reproductive reports
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Blab Blab Blab: Kathy’s Still Holding Out for Britney
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"Not yet, not yet."
—Grimaced Kathy Griffin when we asked the funny broad if Britney really is back. Step it up, B, 'cause until you get this bitch's seal of approval, you're doomed to bald umbrella jokes for life