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When you're as shiny as Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, it would stand to reason that you would create shiny things too, right?

Hollywood's most golden couple have teamed with high-end jeweler Asprey for a capsule collection called "The Protector," according to Women's Wear Daily. The shimmering gold and silver accessories are inspired by snakes.

You know, because nothing says precious metals and stones like slithering creatures. And dudes with really hideous beards.

The limited edition collection hits stores this week, with prices starting at $525 for a silver baby spoon. Proceeds benefit Education Partnership for Children of Conflict, which Angie co-founded.

Apparently, the mega-mama received a snake ring just before giving birth to Shiloh and she considered it a protector of her family.

Speaking of families, you'll never guess who else is designing glittery baubles…

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Just as Khlomar's wedding excitement is dying down (or is it?), it's time to pack Kourtney Kardashian's hospital bags.

The E! star is expecting her little one with boyfriend Scott Disick next month and, today, it was time to shower the upcoming arrival.

Kourtney's sisters and pals from college and beyond gathered at Kris and Bruce Jenner's home in Calabasas at noon. In true Kardashian fabulousness, both Kourtney and Khloé arrived fashionably late.

A sign hung in the windo of the sisters' clothing boutique, Dash, announcing that the store would be closed Saturday, and was signed with x's and o's.

No word yet as to how many rolls of toilet paper it took to wrap the mom-to-be's belly completely or if there was a diaper tutorial at the baby bash.

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Good thing the Los Angeles Police Department isn't as sensitive to awkward topics as Lindsay Lohan is.

Adding to the ever-growing list of celebrity victims of the bizarre student burglar ring, the LAPD announced that Ashley Tisdale, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were the latest stars to have their home heists linked to the fashion-forward hooligans.

They're in such fine company as the celebrity victims previously identified: Lohan, Paris Hilton, Orlando Bloom, Rachel Bilson and Audrina Patridge. Investigators say the suspects hit at least 10 residences, two of whom were not famous (just apparently in possession of a killer wardrobe).

"The celebrities had a couple of things in common," Officer Brett Goodkin said. "That they were celebrities, it was easy to find out where they live via the internet, and that none of the celebrities knew any of the suspects in this crime."

Despite reports that recent burglaries of Kourtney Kardashian and Stephanie Pratt's homes were perpetrated by the same gang, police said there wasn't enough evidence to connect the crimes.

Police are already working to get the stolen goods back, having succeeded in Hilton's case. (Thus answering the question of what, exactly, you get the girl who has everything: her stuff back.)

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This is not something a this close-to-popping pregnant woman should be dealing with.

Kourtney Kardashian and babydaddy Scott Disick returned from dinner Saturday night to find their gated Calabasas townhouse had been broken into. The reality starlet reported a $30,000 Cartier watch missing, as well as a second pricey timepiece and loads of diamond jewelry.

Disick was hit by the burglary too, reporting his own missing Rolex.

In addition to the massive dollar amount accumulated in the robbery were some more sentimental items, including several pieces of priceless vintage jewelry left to Kourtney by her late father, attorney Robert Kardashian.

The Malibu/Lost Hills Sheriff's department estimates total take at about $108,000.

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Kate Gosselin writes some books. Jon Gosselin meets with Christian Audigier. Kate goes on The View. John goes on Larry King. Kate is kept as star of Plus 8. Jon moves to have the show shut down.

Kourtney Kardashian's surprise pregnancy is overshadowed by Khloé's wedding, which leads to Kim reuniting with ex-BF Reggie Bush.

And then there's the Real Housewives with their competing fashion lines and fundraisers.

Seems like reality TV stars can't help but steal each other's thunder. And there oughta be a word for that.

So join the wordie social going on at Celebrity Addictionary and add your idea to the widget below.

Because if you can't outdo someone, why do it?