Party Crashing With Cristina: The Week's Best Bashes!
What, you couldn't make it to the hottest star-studded parties this week? No problem, we've got you covered. Come party-crashing with me as I count down the three hottest celeb bashes of the week.
Which fete brought out fashionistas Katie Cassidy and Diane Kruger? What did Kristin Cavallari at a downtown bash have to say about dropping Hills ratings? And what party did power-couple Demi and Ashton attend?
Hit the clip to find out!
Brody Jenner: Kristin Cavallari Just "Bitter"
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Brody Jenner isn't worried that his ex-girlfriend Kristin Cavallari called him boring in bed.
The new queen be-yotch on The Hills called sex with Jenner "vanilla" in a trailer for the new season and told us he didn't do anything "outside the box."
"I laugh at that, and you'll laugh too once you see the rest of the season," he told me at the Hollywood Style Awards last night. "I take the high road, but she was obviously just bitter about something."
We'll have to watch and see what exactly she's bitter about, but clearly, there's no bad blood between Brody and former fling Lauren Conrad.
L.C. presented Brody with the Young Hollywood Stylemaker Award and had a cozy dinner with him after the event at STK.
So where was his girlfriend, Jayde Nicole?
Brody said his lady was back home, celebrating Canadian Thanksgiving with her family.
He had no comment on the drink-throwing/hair-pulling incident between her and Joe Francis at Guys and Dolls back in August.
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See more stars at the Style Awards in our Party Pics: Hollywood gallery!
Lo Bosworth: I Am Not Starring in L.A. Candy Movie!
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Reports of Lo Bosworth starring in the movie adaptation of Lauren Conrad's novel, L.A. Candy, have been greatly exaggerated.
Lauren was quoted recently saying that not only has Lo taken acting classes, but she was also her first pick for the flick. L.A. Candy is being made for the big screen by the producers of Twilight.
"It was more of a joke than anything," Lo explained to us the other day at Jumpstart and the Pearson Foundation's National Read for the Record Day event in L.A.
"We were on red carpet together and they were like, 'Who do you want to be in the movie?'" she said. "I would love to make a cameo, but I don't think I could handle a big role because I'm not an actress. A cameo would be really fun."
Not so fun anymore? The Hills…
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Audrina Is Doing the Single Ladies Dance Again
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Listen up, gentlemen! Audrina Patridge is available.
She and Aussie BMX racer Corey Bohan's two-month romance is dunzo.
"Yes, she is single," Patridge's rep tells me.
This isn't the first time Audrina and Corey have broken up. They briefly dated in 2008, and he even appeared in four episodes of The Hills before they reunited this summer. No word on what did them in this time around.
Patridge, 24, was solo at last night's Auto Club Speedway's Pepsi 500 party at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, where she talked about her final days on The Hills…
Party Crashing With Cristina: The Week's Best Bashes!
What, you couldn't make it to the hottest star-studded parties this week? No problem, we've got you covered. Come party-crashing with me as I count down the three hottest celeb bashes of the week.
What did Hills queen bee Kristin Cavallari have to say about her ex-boyfriend Brody Jenner? Which charity concert featured a Friend-ly reunion? And which hot new mama gave Victoria Beckham a run for hottest guest at a bash hosted by her hubby?
Hit the clip above to find out!
Kristin Cavallari Explains "Vanilla" Sex With Brody
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Listen up, boys. If you want to get close to Kristin Cavallari, you better not be boring in bed.
Remember how The Hills' new queen bee said in the new trailer that sex with ex-boyfriend Brody Jenner was "very vanilla"?
She explained that comment a little more last night at the Unite Unveiled party she hosted at Skybar.
"We just...didn't really do anything out of the box," she laughed.
Just because Brody was blah between the sheets doesn't mean she wants to jump on the John Mayer train.
Yesterday, she told Ryan Seacrest that Mayer asked her out but she declined, saying she "didn't need to be a notch on his belt."
And last night, she said she wouldn't give him another shot.
As for what the Laguna Beach alum will bring to The Hills that Lauren Conrad lacked...
Whit Port's BFF: The City Is "Classier" Than The Hills
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Roxy Olin comes from some pretty good Hollywood genes. Her dad is Brothers & Sisters producer Ken Olin and her mom is Patricia Wettig, who stars on the show. Roxy even appears on the hit ABC primetime drama.
But soon you'll be seeing a lot more of Ms. Roxy, because she's joined The City. Not only is the 23-year-old living in New York City with Whitney Port, but they're also working together at fashion PR firm, People's Revolution.
I caught up with Roxy the other day on her way home from a weekend with her mom in the Hamptons. Read on to find out about her decision to jump into the world of reality TV, discover which costar she can't stand and why she thinks The City is "classier" than The Hills...
The Hills Are Alive With the Sounds of Bitchiness
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Where in the world was Audrina Patridge on Sunday night?
As I was the first to tell you, Aud canceled her appearance at the MTV Video Music Awards because, several sources tell me, she didn't like the producers' idea of having her present with her Hills nemesis, Kristin Cavallari.
"They offered me a presenting spot and I declined," Audrina tells us.
She wouldn't elaborate on the offer, but Kristin insists she wasn't the reason for Patridge's last-minute no-show.
Read on to find out what she had to say about the dramarama...
Poor Kanye. Everyone's on Team Taylor
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Taylor Swift's fans aren't the only people outraged by Kanye West's outburst at the MTV Video Music Awards.
The celebrities are backing the starry-eyed teenage titan as well.
"I feel really bad for Taylor Swift. I think it was really disrespectful," Kristin Cavallari told E! News in the press room.
"Dear Kanye, What happened to you as a child?? Did you not get hugged enough??" Swift's fellow Best Female Artist nominee, Kelly Clarkson, blogged immediately after the event. "Something must have happened to make you this way and I think we're all just curious as to what would make a grown man go on national television and make a talented artist, let alone teenager, feel like sh*t...I was actually nominated in the same category that Taylor won and I was excited for her, so why can't you be?"
They weren't the only ones...
Lindsay Lohan Freaks Out With Twitter Rant
Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan fighting is nothing new, we know. But seriously, LiLo needs to learn when to stop the twittering.
It never makes her look like the downtrodden victim of SamRo's abuse or whatever she's going for.
No, it makes her look crazy. Just try to make sense of any of this:
"can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHI...zG positive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors, and thank you...for being a friend before a sell-out...the term "self out" was coined from ME and i gave them sooooooo much insight...For their not only COMPLETE, BUT SUBSTANISAN ***FRIENDS***********"
Brody & Jayde: How They're Doing Post-Joe Francis
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Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole aren't about to let last week's brawl with Joe Francis get the best of them.
"I saw both of them yesterday," their Hills co-star Lo Bosworth told us this morning. "They're both doing OK. They love each other so much, and the support of each other is going to get them through this."
She added, "They're taking it one day at a time. I really think everything's going to work out."
But we won't be reliving the Francis feud on any upcoming episodes of MTV's pseudo-reality soap...
Wanna See Kristin Cavallari's Return to The Hills?
Have you spent your summer wondering, "What tagline will they write for the new season of The Hills?" If yes, then we're happy to report that per the promo video above, season five of The Hills can be summarized in four words: "The bitch is back."
Yes, Kristin Cavallari rejoins her high school friends this season after a long time away from the MTV-sponsored Laguna Beach/Hills clique, and in punishment for her self-imposed exile, they're calling her names. Reality-TV producers can be so cruel.
In other news, the blond bimbo who must not be named seems to be turning into the hero of the piece. (We're stunned too.)
Well, hero is a relative term, and in this case we're just mildly impressed with her for (a) insulting her husband's ridiculous new look, which could be justly summarized as "big hat, no cattle," (b) wittily/wisely stating that hubby needs to knock her up soon, because "women have expiration dates" and (c) intervening with her sister Holly, who's apparently a tad on the drunky side.
In other news, She-Pratt and Lo Bosworth are looking hot. Artificial and manufactured, but hot.
The Hills returns to MTV Sept. 29. Based on the promo footage released today, will you be there?
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