Say It Ain’t So! John and Jen are "Talking" Again?
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Happy Friday! We're feeling frisky today, so we've got tons of horny helpings to kick start your weekend. And who better to get you feeling all kinds of dirty (not necessarily in a good way) than John Mayer?
Last time we checked in on Mayer he was being linked to blonde dumbshells Jessica Simpson and Kristin Cavallari. We concluded that lovely item with JM's pal claiming John wanted nothing to do with either babe.
Uh, well it's been like three weeks since then so obviously someone must be keeping John's bed sheets warm.
Who do we have up this time but...Jen Aniston? And Kristin Cavallari...again?
Oh boy, here we go:
Who's Really High-Fiving John Mayer's Penis?
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Another day, another vagina that John Mayer is linked to. It was rumored two days ago that John has rekindled his, um, messy romance with ex Jessica Simpson. In Touch reports that Jess desperately needed some male attention, so she ran back to Mayer despite all the humiliating things he has done to her.
Lucky for us, though, John's bed is like a revolving stripper platform, so we weren't so shocked when we had another sleazy report to play with—supposedly J.M. has been banging Hills star Kristin Cavallari on and off for two years. It was revealed that this blind item run by the always-delish Page Six was about J&K:
"Which womanizing crooner has been dating a reality TV starlet for more than two years, putting her up in hotels wherever he travels for shows?"
Random. So which blessed gal is actually John's mattress candy?
Caught! A Hills Duo We Can Still Talk About!
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Kristin Cavallari and Stephanie Pratt, swooping down on Compartes Chocolatier in Brentwood on a Friday afternoon with—natch!—a camera crew in tow.
Ya think any outings between these two would go undocumented? Unlikely.
A source says K.C. was "supernice," despite her mean-girl reality-TV persona, and added the "superskinny" stars weren't afraid to devour a big ol' plate of chocolates, marshmallows and gelato. Riveting TV, folks, we know you can't wait.
One gal who actually works for her paycheck as opposed to just going shopping was...
Why Isn’t the Real Drama Filmed on The Hills?
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If what we saw on The Hills were anything like the characters' real lives, we might still be watching this show.
Audrina Patridge seems to have gotten herself into many penile pickles. For starters, she was "coincidentally" seated next to nonboyfriend Chris Pine. Aud claims it was totally by chance, not because she's gone on dates with him. Wonder what MTV strings her people had to pull for that stunt to happen? We all know she’s benefiting from this publicity more than he is.
Despite (in our opinion) the poor managerial judgment of Pine's people there, the Hills honey had more drama on Movie Awards night than just that.
Check it out:
Kristin Cavallari: Total Liar!
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What with Miss Cali's fib-producing puss, we're getting to be total lie detectors here at A.T. For ince: What about Kristin Cavallari taking Lauren Conrad's role, er, spot, as the main blonde on The Hills (better luck next time, Mrs. Pratt)?
It's so not surprising that they're beating this show like the deceased equine it is. What's more shocking is Kristin totally lied to us!
"I'm done with reality. For good," K.C. told us only two months ago at a WeHo shindig. Did somebody finally realize she can't make it in nonfiction, or is the Hills money way too good to pass up?
Of course, Cav-hon says the reason for her return to reality is "to get my fans excited about me again. When I first started out, I had a celebrity name, but I didn't have the acting skills I have now."
Gotta love the girl's honesty that there's nothing but pure performance on the show! But does she really consider one episode of a CSI and a Van Wilder sequel a master class in acting? That's how Meryl Streep honed her craft, right?
Kristin Cavallari's Totally Shocking, Shocking News
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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt refuse to let this season of The Hills be their swan song. (We're readying ourselves for a lifelong headache of supercheesy staged photo ops.) But what about the original SoCal reality babe, Laguna Beach's Kristin Cavallari? Is she planning a return to the boob tube now that reality-TV queen Laur's on her way out?
Shocking, simply shocking news is about to be revealed: