As competition for the hand of desperate Canuck Jillian increases, the boys are forced to ratchet up their game. Which means more heartfelt romance, more deep feeling, more amorous sentiment.

For foot deviant Tanner P., however, that translates to lubing up the lady's pedal extremities while tenderly cooing that her feet are "softer than s--t." Exactly how he knows this is anyone's guess.

See you at the altar, Romeo.