matthew mcconaughey (28 posts)
Bitch-Back! Are the Muscle Buddies Dunzo?
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Dear Ted:
What ever happened to the Lance Armstrong, Jake Gyllenhaal and Matthew McConaughey bicycling group? Was one of the trio not manly enough?
—Poga
Dear The Three Amigos:
Which one, babe? Jake and Matt's time right now is clearly all taken up by their gals and kids. They're both on tight leashes. Not to worry, though, they still bike 'n' sweat together, just not as often as we'd like to see. And Lance gets in on the buddy action, too, just not as much now that he's rethinking running for political office.
Dear Ted:
Why would celebrities risk their reputation to have an affair with those that will ultimately sell them out to the tabloids? Don't the celebs know that most people who will sleep with them are opportunists?
—Dnnro
Dear Celebs Get Horny, Too:
Who are you talking about anyway, Bristol Palin?
Dear Ted:
So I know that you don't want to talk about Lindsay, but what do you make of Michael's release of the phone calls? Do you really think he has something that will actually make Lindsay get herself straightened out or do you think he is only after exploiting his daughter? He is such a douche, so I wouldn't put it past him to use his daughter for publicity in this way, but I can't help but wonder what we don't know.
—Jryan
Bitch-Back! Nikki and Kristen Sitting in a Tree
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Dear Ted:
Why isn't anyone reporting on the obvious Kristen Stewart- Nikki Reed relationship? I don't think Rob Pattinson is really dating her.
—Jo Sigler
Dear Lesby-light:
Wow, who would make a hotter couple Robsten or Kiki? But, let's get real: Robsten is, Kiki isn't.
Dear Ted:
Can't imagine people ragging on Jessica Simpson losing her Daisy and speaking out about it; what if it was them? Thank you for all you do - it's more than you know!
—Corlett
Dear Animal Lover:
Anything for you—and my furry friends!
Dear Ted:
I completely agree with you how people are treating Jessica Simpson, as well as people who smoke. Smoking might not be the best choice but it's a person's decision and there's plenty of other things out there that are much worse.
—Megz
Dear Blowing Smoke Up My Ass:
Thanks, isn't it rich how people automatically decide for other folks how their supposed to behave through tough times? So Jessica Twittered about a coyote taking her dog, so what? Show the woman some compassion, already. People like Kathryn Joosten, Patrick Swayze, me and others make mistakes and smoke. We're human.
Dear Ted:
That girl isn't the only one who loves both Robert Pattinson and Megan Fox. I'm a Robsten fan, but would totally love to see Rob and Megan getting it on in a movie. That right there will be hot!
—butter
Summer Pollapalooza: Five Killer Celeb Conclusions!
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To those who say the goss biz isn't a respectable or intelligent world, we say, "Suck our science, bitches." Yes, the Awful Truth may reveal some pretty, well, awful truths at times, but at least we do it with dazzling theoretical skills and one damn fabulous execution of the scientific method!
In looking back at some of our polls over the last month, we've come up with some pretty cool hypotheses. And don't ya know, they're all based on the things that you've told us through the online democratic process of poll voting. So here's a nice roundup of the results of what you have to say about the divalicious world of celebrity dirt like Matthew McConaughey, Sienna Miller, Megan Fox, Taylor Lautner, and so much more.
And the conclusions we've drawn are...
Polling All Adventurers!
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Will Ferrell's guest stint on Man vs. Wild was such a big hit, the producers of the Discovery Channel show are planning on inviting more celebs to go trouncing through the great outdoors with host Bear Grylls. (The ep certainly came off like a bigger success than the flop Land of the Lost Ferrell was on the show to promote.)
Ben Stiller's on the lineup so far, and they're hoping to land Demi Moore.
Though we'd love to see Moore show off those G.I. Jane muscles she still has while mountain climbing on Ashton's ass, or something equally adventurous, we think there are tons more celebs who could certainly benefit from a few days living at the mercy of the elements.
Who should sign up for the wild show next?
Caught! Duchovny Dines Alone
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David Duchovny, totally solo (like, duh) hitting up Brentwood eatery A Votre Sante for brunch to go this past weekend. Double D opted not to let onlookers stare at him while he ate alone at the vegan-friendly place, so he waited outside for his takeaway meal. Duchov-hon donned black Wayfarer sunglasses to go unnoticed—didn’t work—and was also decked out head to toe in Puma gear. Hey, there’s money in endorsements! And since there prolly won’t be another X-Files film ever again, he could use it! Tho neither Gillian or Téa were with D2 to make it a complete pair, another famous twosome eating at the same place was...
Bitch-Back! Readers Totally Not Into Fake Relationships
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Dear Ted:
Is it just me, or was something off about Jennifer Aniston at the Oscars? Her eyes looked very small and kinda red and puffy. Either a) she was stoned; b) she had been crying a lot beforehand; or c) she was wearing too much eyeliner. I hope it was c) too much eyeliner. I really feel for Jen, and I think it was gutsy for her to be a presenter when both Brad and Angelina were nominees. And, yes, I think she can act—remember The Good Girl? I hope she gets some more good roles like that where she can show her stuff.
—Gretchen, Chicago
Dear Neurotic or Nervous:
Let’s just say I’m assured it was no coincidence Brangelina was seated in eyeline view. They wanted ratings, remember? And people think it was all Hugh…
Dear Ted:
Do you think Gillian's visit to L.A. has something to do with the continuity of the story of "Mulder and Scully"?
— The truth is out there
Dear Gillovney Addict:
I thought Mulder was being a good boy now? You mean he isn’t?
Dear Ted:
There's never an excuse to abuse a woman! It doesn't matter that she was annoying him or being controlling…it was painful to watch you act as though he had a good reason to beat her. It actually makes you look bad. I'm sure you're a nice guy, but you might want to think a little before you speak about sensitive subjects like these.
— Superelana
Dear Mistread:
So sorry, hon, if that’s how it came across on Truth, Lies & Ted. I assure you, in no way was I justifying what happened to sweet RiRi. Just tellin’ ya they had a bad relaysh before it all went down.
Dear Ted:
This is the first time I'm writing to you, and it's because I think I have guessed who Judas Jack-Off is. All clues point to the Canadian actor Ryan Reynolds, and he is one hunk who makes my gaydar go haywire, in spite of his marriage to ScarJo in 2008, hint hint. I know you won't tell me or anybody else who it actually is, but I so wish there was a way to find out whether I'm right or not.
— Your biggest Sri Lankan fan, Ness
Blog Police: McConaughey's Near-Death Experience?
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Lindsay and Pete aren't the only two celeb bloggers on the block. Matthew McConaughey has turned to MySpace for his incoherent ramblings as opposed to channeling them through his bongo playing. Matty recently traveled around Mexico, Middle America and Brazil, and he almost lost more than a flip-flop:
"We broke down in the middle of the desert, in a place where we hadn't seen nor heard another human for three days," writes M2. "I had to jog down a dirt road for a couple of hours in hope of finding a trace of anyone." You mean there might not have been a possibility of How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days 2? The danger continues from there: