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Megan Fox Wants to Know Why Women Hate Her
Megan Fox is in trouble—no one wants to pay to see her act, especially women. This weekend's New York Times Magazine follows our favorite crazy-quote spewing actress and her handlers as they try to figure out why this is.
Lynn Hirschberg's profile is an interesting look at how the Transformer's actress manipulated the media (similar to one Ms. Angelina Jolie), skyrocketed to fame and is now sorta stuck.
"She created a rebellious, frankly sexual persona and talked her way into the limelight," Hirschberg writes. But that persona doesn't translate into ticket sales so her people are trying to "change the dialogue about Fox from the out-of-control sex bomb to the Fox they know, who is a homebody with a longtime boyfriend and a fondness for spending Saturday nights at Red Lobster, where she likes the cheese biscuits."
Or as Megan sums up her main problem:
Is Posing Nude Ever a Good Idea for Famous Guys?
What could Levi Johnston possibly gain by posing naked for Playgirl?
—Babs G., via the Answer B!tch inbox
You mean besides money and the eternal high that comes with making Sarah Palin miserable? As the Jews might say, dayenu, that would have been enough.
For women, there are tons of reasons for posing nude: Sharon Stone said she did it for money right after appearing in Total Recall. It sure didn't hurt, given that she later went on to do stuff like Basic Instinct and Casino. We won't even begin to discuss the ongoing successes of The Girls Next Door.
But when it comes to guys who pose in adult mags, there are, generally, only two types: (1) Unknowns who, if the ploy works, graduate to sort-of knowns, and (2) bona fide celebrities who stir up noncontroversies by posing only partly in the buff.
That latter category includes a major country star married to an A-list actress, and a former teen star who has been linked to Megan Fox...
Sixth Hollywood Burglary Suspect in Custody
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Another suspect is down for the count.
Los Angeles police confirmed to E! News Wednesday that Jonathan Ajar, 27, another suspected member of a burglary ring that hit up the houses of Hollywood's rich, young and famous is in custody after turning himself in today.
The cops had no further comment, but the L.A. District Attorney's Office says that charges had already been filed against Ajar in absentia, none of them having to do with the actual act of burglary, but rather related to the guns and drugs found when authorities searched his home on Oct. 22.
"We didn't file any charges against him related to the actual burglary," D.A. spokeswoman Jane Robison said. "We charged him with multiple counts of possession, for sale of a controlled substance and possession of a firearm."
Officials warned last week, when Ajar was nowhere to be found, that he should be considered armed and dangerous.
So far, alleged ringleader Nicholas Prugo, 18, has been charged with seven counts of residential burglary; Diana Tamayo, 19, is charged with two; and Alexis Neiers, 18, Roy Lopez Jr., 27, and Courtney Leigh Ames, 18, are each facing one count.
Prugo is accused of participating in the break-ins at the homes of Lindsay Lohan, Audrina Patridge, Orlando Bloom, Megan Fox and Paris Hilton, and the gang also allegedly invaded Ashley Tisdale's space.
—Reporting by Ashley Fultz and Lindsay Miller
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If only the celebs had employed a Kardashian as a security guard. Check out the damage wrought when Kim & Co. sparred for charity.
Lady Gaga Is Trying to Be Like Megan Fox
It takes more than a revealing outfit and a hot body to be Megan Fox. It takes a mouth full of inappropriate sound bites.
Lady Gaga is well on her way.
Known for wearing little more than a leotard—giant hats excluded—the pop star was honored Monday with the Stylemaker Award at the 13th annual Accessories Council Excellence Awards. She didn't disappoint when she donned one of her hefty signature lace headpieces.
However, when she finally lifted the veil to speak, what came out was a Fox-worthy (not to be confused with Jeff Foxworthy) phrase pointing out her favorite accoutrement to any outfit. It wasn't quite what we expected.
"I think we all must remember that the ultimate accessory is the condom," she told the audience, according to the New York Post.
The difference between the two hot shooting stars? Gaga was said to have forgone the meal at the fancy event and played with her Barbie doll at the table instead. Something tells us Megan wouldn't take it that far.
Or would she?
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Both Megan and Gaga should be considered Fashion Police all-stars, don't you think?
Warrants Show Hollywood's Burglar Bunch Made Out Like Bandits
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Crime may not pay, but it sure can comp you some priceless merchandise. Until you're caught, that is.
According to newly released documents detailing the spoils of the search warrants targeting the celeb-obsessed pals who allegedly ripped off Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Orlando Bloom, Megan Fox, Rachel Bilson, Audrina Patridge, Ashley Tisdale and Brian Austin Green, the so-called Hollywood Burglar Bunch certainly knew how to get the most out of their home invasions.
Police managed to recover all manner of jewelry, designer goods and, as no ill-thought-out crime ring is complete without them, drugs and guns. The goods were retrieved in raids carried out Oct. 22.
Now get a load of this haul:
House's Olive Wilde: Jennifer Morrison Coming Back!
Olivia Wilde may be so sexy that she makes Megan Fox "want to strangle a mountain ox," but she hasn't decided on her own girl crush yet.
"There's so many fabulous women!" she said at last night's Jimmy Choo for H&M launch party. "I'll get back to you."
While she wouldn't commit to a crush, the House star did share some scoop about costar Jennifer Morrison's role on the show...
Kate Hudson Thinks All Men Are as Simple as A-Rod
In addition to being the Yankees' most valuable cheerleader, Kate Hudson sometimes makes movies and then promotes them—like doing this cover of Elle UK as part of the push for her upcoming movie musical Nine.
The actress seems to come from the Megan Fox school of thought where men are boys and things like this make sense in her head:
"I sometimes feel like when you're talking to boys, they just hear certain keywords...But if you had a bubble above their head, they'd be thinking about game scores, masturbation and food."
And it just keeps getting better...
Megan Fox, Ashley Tisdale Among Targets of Hollywood Burglar Bunch
Good thing the Los Angeles Police Department isn't as sensitive to awkward topics as Lindsay Lohan is.
Adding to the ever-growing list of celebrity victims of the bizarre student burglar ring, the LAPD announced that Ashley Tisdale, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were the latest stars to have their home heists linked to the fashion-forward hooligans.
They're in such fine company as the celebrity victims previously identified: Lohan, Paris Hilton, Orlando Bloom, Rachel Bilson and Audrina Patridge. Investigators say the suspects hit at least 10 residences, two of whom were not famous (just apparently in possession of a killer wardrobe).
"The celebrities had a couple of things in common," Officer Brett Goodkin said. "That they were celebrities, it was easy to find out where they live via the internet, and that none of the celebrities knew any of the suspects in this crime."
Despite reports that recent burglaries of Kourtney Kardashian and Stephanie Pratt's homes were perpetrated by the same gang, police said there wasn't enough evidence to connect the crimes.
Police are already working to get the stolen goods back, having succeeded in Hilton's case. (Thus answering the question of what, exactly, you get the girl who has everything: her stuff back.)
Nearly Naked Megan Fox Strips Victoria Beckham of Underwear Gig
Megan Fox has stripped down for art. (Or whatever you want to call Jennifer's Body.) She's stripped down for men's magazines. Now she's stripping down for a little designer prestige. And, let's be honest, cold, hard cash.
That most underexposed of celebrities replaces Victoria Beckham as the face body pick your body part of the 2010 Emporio Armani Underwear campaign. It's the brand's second spokesceleb turnover in as many weeks—footballer Cristiano Ronaldo succeeded David Beckham on the men's side earlier this month.
Fox will also be taking center stage in a forthcoming Armani Jeans campaign, but we're guessing those shots will be met with a little less enthusiasm. And saliva.
The 23-year-old has already posed for the undoubtedly steamy shoot, with the black and white photos set to launch in both print ad and billboard form in January. According to Women's Wear Daily, unlike the Beckhams' campaign, the shots will all be solo endeavors—the David to her Victoria, Ronaldo, will not be posing alongside her in any of the ads.
As if Victoria needed another reason to not smile.
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Missed David Beckham's hottie replacement? It's not too late to catch a glimpse.
Megan Fox Can't Insult Her Way Out of Transformers
You know you're talented good looking when not even calling your boss Hitler gets you booted from the job.
Not that Megan Fox needed any further proof of her genetic superiority.
Popcorn flick panderer extraordinaire Michael Bay has confirmed that Fox will not only be back for Transformers 3, but that the robots in disguise will be hitting theaters nearly a full year earlier than he previously announced.
Oh, and did we mention it's already in the works?
"Well its official: We have a great Transformers 3 story," Bay wrote on his official blog. (Thanks for the heads up, but we'll believe it when we see it, Michael.)
"The release date is now July 1st 2011. Not 2012."
And as for that acid-tongued, talk-first think-later leading lady of his? Here's hoping she's got a good health plan...
Cover Boy Taylor Lautner Talks Crushes, R.Pattz
Twilight's Taylor Lautner may be on the cover of Teen Vogue and baring his pecs all over the place in New Moon, but he's a little shy about showing so much skin.
"It's a lot of hard work, and it's so uncomfortable knowing that so many people are seeing pictures of me shirtless," he told E! News at Teen Vogue's Young Hollywood party. "It's weird. It's kind of embarrassing."
It's hard being hot, huh?
While he's making lots of ladies swoon (including ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez who called his cover "amazing"), Taylor told us which Hollywood hotties get his blood pumping...
Megan Fox Gets All Nakie in the SNL Premiere!
Seriously, she did. You missed it?
Saturday Night Live kicked off it's 35th season with host Megan Fox and while we're not enitrely sure why the oh-so-underexposed actress was chosen (actually, we're pretty sure it was just because she's hot), we're kinda glad she was.
Megan played up her sexpot persona throughout the hour-and-a-half gig, but the monologue was surprisingly candid—and oh yeah, did we mention the nude photos she brought along of herself?
Just a few weeks ago, Ms. Fox made a declaration to keep her clothes on because nudity "lives forever." But last night, Megan confessed in front of the entire SNL universe that those crazy internet shots are in fact real and that they've taught her a great deal about her own body.
See some of the pics above, including Megan as a centaur. Hey, it has to be real if it's online, right? And since we can't resist, Megan's real-life love Brian Austin Green pops up in an Andy Samberg Digital Short after the jump. Can you guess which Transformer he is?


